Offers to Doan

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I hope Shane enjoys his final year of hockey in the desert this season (if they even play this season).

 

[jstewismybastardson]

work on your frog talk Doaner!

 

[jstewismybastardson]

lol @ 2 million in bonus money given to Doan ... who is paying that? who's writing that cheque?

bottle drive?
proceeds from sale of jobing.com urinals?
Aquilini?

 

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lol @ 2 million in bonus money given to Doan ... who is paying that? who's writing that cheque?

bottle drive?
proceeds from sale of jobing.com urinals?
Aquilini?

Joyce Clark garage sale...

 

[mooger_35]

lol @ 2 million in bonus money given to Doan ... who is paying that? who's writing that cheque?

bottle drive?
proceeds from sale of jobing.com urinals?
Aquilini?

You're a step ahead, lol

Down Goes Brown ‏@DownGoesBrown
So Shane Doan gets a $2M signing bonus from the Coyotes owner to protect him from tomorrow's lockout by the Coyotes owners. #worldscolliding

 

[mooger_35]

Conspiracy theories abound!

BrowntoBure ‏@BrowntoBure
Dear chef at the Italian Kitchen who screwed up Shane Doan's order, you're a POS. Hope you're happy with what you've done.


Nolan Kelly ‏@nolanknowsbest
@BrowntoBure haha... used to work with the head chef there... and he is a huge Leafs fan!!!! #consipracy

 

[jstewismybastardson]

^^^

where coyotes owner = the 29 other nhl teams

 

[mooger_35]

Twitter win:

Wyatt Arndt ‏@TheStanchion
I've heard bloggers will be donating their "Doan signs with Vancouver!" posts to poor nations so they have something to read.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Conspiracy theories abound!

BrowntoBure ‏@BrowntoBure
Dear chef at the Italian Kitchen who screwed up Shane Doan's order, you're a POS. Hope you're happy with what you've done.


Nolan Kelly ‏@nolanknowsbest
@BrowntoBure haha... used to work with the head chef there... and he is a huge Leafs fan!!!! #consipracy

very weak sauce conspiracy theories

go big or go home!!!

Italian Kitchen co-owned by Shannon Bosa
Bosa family > good friends with Beedie Family
Ryan Beedie (and Tom Gagliardi) > screwed by Aquilini during franchise sale

Im thinking Shannon Bosa slipped some exlax in the mudpie for desert

 

[mooger_35]

^^^

where coyotes owner = the 29 other nhl teams

Essentially the Canucks paid slightly less than $70,000 for him to sign elsewhere.

 

[mattola]

 

[mooger_35]

very weak sauce conspiracy theories

go big or go home!!!

Italian Kitchen co-owned by Shannon Bosa
Bosa family > good friends with Beedie Family
Ryan Beedie (and Tom Gagliardi) > screwed by Aquilini during franchise sale

Im thinking Shannon Bosa slipped some exlax in the mudpie for desert

So the Gagliardi number is 3

 

[mattola]

Justin ‏@jtbourne
Shane Doan: still a Coyote. Four years, $21.2 mill. $2 mill signing bonus. Congrats Yotes fan!

gambo620: Shane Doan has signed a 4-year $21.2 million contract with $2 million in bonus money to remain with the Phoenix Coyotes.

fixed that for you - fuck I love that Aquillini will actually pay part of the $2M signing bonus AHAHAHAHAAHAH

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Essentially the Canucks paid slightly less than $70,000 for him to sign elsewhere.

is that deal available for Mason raymond?

 

[higgyfan4]

wyshynski
Feel bad for Doan's agent, who had to call 29 NHL teams, KHL, SM-Liga and several inline leagues to say thanks for mutual interest.

 

[mooger_35]

The Doan Side of Winning The Derby | CanucksArmy

 

[mattola]

holy fuck I spit up at this

Sarah McLellan ‏@azc_mclellan
"I don't think this is the last deal we'll sign with Shane...unless he gets sick of winning Cups." - Maloney

 

[puckhead]

lol @ 2 million in bonus money given to Doan ... who is paying that? who's writing that cheque?

bottle drive?
proceeds from sale of jobing.com urinals?
Aquilini?

@DarrenDreger
4 yrs,$21.2 for Doan to stay in Phx.$2 mil in bonus will be deferred until after contract expires.$1 mil in 2016-2017 and $1 mil year after.

 

[puckhead]

Twenty-five alternate explanations for why Shane Doan chose Phoenix over Vancouver

 

[puckhead]

meh. 200.