I've always been fascinated by the German culture. That's probably why I can't wait to see what Herr Trump has in store for us
You're on a roll with the jokes today... be careful you save some material for the rest of the offseason.
I'm trying to get it all in before I am consumed by all the blockbuster deals Klentak comes up with in the Winter Meetings
Whatever, that's up to you. I don't Need you to jerk off at a Phillies game---especially if VV is on the mound.
Wow. Please kindly leave this thread before the riots start. Thank you.
That does it. I'm starting the riots, and in the trend of music, have recorded it and started it where the riots are occurring. Here you go ya' flippin' bastard!
[edit, I've already commented twice on this development, but I feel the need to give it its own thread]
Throughout history, it has been the inaction of those who could have acted; the indifference of those who should have known better; the silence of the voice of justice when it mattered most; that has made it possible for evil to triumph.
Today I have received wind of the stenchful ass-blowing bullshit that is the new CBA agreement. Sure, there's some new rules on the international draft, and the World Series is back to how it should be, but the real story is MLB's awful decision to ban smokeless tobacco.
Dipping tobacco is synonymous with baseball, hard work, integrity, respect, and all other wholesome things and qualities one can think of. Does one observe a soccer player dipping? No, one does not. What one does see is Chase Utley sharing a pinch with Chipper Jones before batting practice. At least one could have seen that. Now one cannot, and it's not because Chipper Jones has retired. It is because money grubbing, PR-impressing, cocksucking faggots at the head of the chain of the command have decided to ban it. Yes, alcohol is legal, weed is legal in some places, fucking gay marriage where you literally put your dick in another man's ass is legal, but yet dipping tobacco is not if you are a fan in some ballparks or a new player.
Well I'm not going to take it. For one, I have doubled my personal consumption of dip. For two, fuck you whoever made this rule. (Both thoughts can be gleaned from looking at my picture).
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Dipping tobacco is the only safe way of consuming tobacco. It will not give you lung cancer, like smoking, nor will it give you AIDS, like vaping will from all the anal sex you will have to have with other guys.
If you're with me, post here. We're not going to take this! I now know how MLK must have felt, leading all those people in his courageous battle for a just cause; except that my cause is even more just. FUCK YOU whoever did this. Bring back dip!!!!!!!!
Bah bah bah........ go fuck yourself
MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY EVEN HATES DIP
DIE MOTHERFUCKERS DIE!!!!!
aurora borealis is so fucking overrated. Saw them last summer and they played nothing but their new shit--not one song I recognized.
Like Donald Trump?
