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[edit, I've already commented twice on this development, but I feel the need to give it its own thread]

Throughout history, it has been the inaction of those who could have acted; the indifference of those who should have known better; the silence of the voice of justice when it mattered most; that has made it possible for evil to triumph.

Today I have received wind of the stenchful ass-blowing bullshit that is the new CBA agreement. Sure, there's some new rules on the international draft, and the World Series is back to how it should be, but the real story is MLB's awful decision to ban smokeless tobacco.

Dipping tobacco is synonymous with baseball, hard work, integrity, respect, and all other wholesome things and qualities one can think of. Does one observe a soccer player dipping? No, one does not. What one does see is Chase Utley sharing a pinch with Chipper Jones before batting practice. At least one could have seen that. Now one cannot, and it's not because Chipper Jones has retired. It is because money grubbing, PR-impressing, cocksucking faggots at the head of the chain of the command have decided to ban it. Yes, alcohol is legal, weed is legal in some places, fucking gay marriage where you literally put your dick in another man's ass is legal, but yet dipping tobacco is not if you are a fan in some ballparks or a new player.

Well I'm not going to take it. For one, I have doubled my personal consumption of dip. For two, fuck you whoever made this rule. (Both thoughts can be gleaned from looking at my picture).

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Dipping tobacco is the only safe way of consuming tobacco. It will not give you lung cancer, like smoking, nor will it give you AIDS, like vaping will from all the anal sex you will have to have with other guys.

If you're with me, post here. We're not going to take this! I now know how MLK must have felt, leading all those people in his courageous battle for a just cause; except that my cause is even more just. FUCK YOU whoever did this. Bring back dip!!!!!!!!

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[edit, I've already commented twice on this development, but I feel the need to give it its own thread]

Throughout history, it has been the inaction of those who could have acted; the indifference of those who should have known better; the silence of the voice of justice when it mattered most; that has made it possible for evil to triumph.

Today I have received wind of the stenchful ass-blowing bullshit that is the new CBA agreement. Sure, there's some new rules on the international draft, and the World Series is back to how it should be, but the real story is MLB's awful decision to ban smokeless tobacco.

Dipping tobacco is synonymous with baseball, hard work, integrity, respect, and all other wholesome things and qualities one can think of. Does one observe a soccer player dipping? No, one does not. What one does see is Chase Utley sharing a pinch with Chipper Jones before batting practice. At least one could have seen that. Now one cannot, and it's not because Chipper Jones has retired. It is because money grubbing, PR-impressing, cocksucking faggots at the head of the chain of the command have decided to ban it. Yes, alcohol is legal, weed is legal in some places, fucking gay marriage where you literally put your dick in another man's ass is legal, but yet dipping tobacco is not if you are a fan in some ballparks or a new player.

Well I'm not going to take it. For one, I have doubled my personal consumption of dip. For two, fuck you whoever made this rule. (Both thoughts can be gleaned from looking at my picture).

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Dipping tobacco is the only safe way of consuming tobacco. It will not give you lung cancer, like smoking, nor will it give you AIDS, like vaping will from all the anal sex you will have to have with other guys.

If you're with me, post here. We're not going to take this! I now know how MLK must have felt, leading all those people in his courageous battle for a just cause; except that my cause is even more just. FUCK YOU whoever did this. Bring back dip!!!!!!!!

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Are they banning it for the fans too, or just the players?
 

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Are they banning it for the fans too, or just the players?
In 12 ballparks, fans are included. You can still catch me with a hammer in at The Bank (for now (who am I kidding I'm going to keep dipping anyway))
 

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What is this? Communist China?

And I thought OP was black...
 

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What is this? Communist China?

And I thought OP was black...
I'm seriously laughing aloud- why does everyone think that? Can someone please tell me...

And yes, this is Communist China
 

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I'm seriously laughing aloud- why does everyone think that? Can someone please tell me...

And yes, this is Communist China
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Sorry, I edited my response 3 times and decided I needed to get something to eat before I could come up with something that wouldn't waste everyone's valuable time.
 

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Sorry, I edited my response 3 times and decided I needed to get something to eat before I could come up with something that wouldn't waste everyone's valuable time.
Oh ok. Sorry, I'm a little on edge. Not withdrawing from my Oxy and cough medicine phase on edge, but still pretty upset over this. Are you a consummate of the finely shredded tobacco leaves yourself?
 

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Oh ok. Sorry, I'm a little on edge. Not withdrawing from my Oxy and cough medicine phase on edge, but still pretty upset over this. Are you a consummate of the finely shredded tobacco leaves yourself?
No, I've tried to get into all different forms of tobacco but my doctor says I'm simply too lazy to form an addiction to anything.
 

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how in the hell do they think they are going to force fans from using smokeless tobacco??
 

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I can't dip without puking, but this rule change is gay as fuck.
 

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This is it, boys, this is war - what are we waiting for?
Why don't we break the rules already?

Oh, Lord, I'm still not sure what I stand for oh
Whoa oh oh (What do I stand for?)
Whoa oh oh (What do I stand for?)
Most nights I don't know anymore...
Oh, whoa, oh, whoa, oh, whoa, oh, oh,
Oh, whoa, oh, whoa, oh, whoa, oh, oh

 

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Well shit. Next thing you know, nobody will be able to masturbate in their seats anymore.
 

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This is it, boys, this is war - what are we waiting for?
Why don't we break the rules already?

Oh, Lord, I'm still not sure what I stand for oh
Whoa oh oh (What do I stand for?)
Whoa oh oh (What do I stand for?)
Most nights I don't know anymore...
Oh, whoa, oh, whoa, oh, whoa, oh, oh,
Oh, whoa, oh, whoa, oh, whoa, oh, oh

This is what we've waited for. This is it boys is This is war.
 

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Sorry, Omar. Aaron Altherr made me do it
 

Omar 382

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This is what we've waited for. This is it boys is This is war.
Now you've got the mindset! But why do you know so many German songs by the way? Not that this one isn't catchy I must admit
 

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Well shit. Next thing you know, nobody will be able to masturbate in their seats anymore.
If they take that away, I don't even think me and @Cedrique will even go to games together anymore
 
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