I was just doing a bit of research - and the Bull Elks weigh more - about 780 pounds. I remember telling my nephew at Yellowstone a few years ago, that the people getting close to a bull Elk standing still were dumb asses. Federal law prohibits getting close to them. He wanted to know why(You would think a 30 year old man with a bachelors would be smarter) and before I could speak that dude got pissed and charged them with his antlers and in seconds, he was 30 feet and stopped the attack because they backed off. If he hadn't stopped the attack, they would have been killed An adult male deer can weigh up to 300 pounds, and an adult female can weigh up to 125 pounds and if you see doe, Mom is close by because he 125 pounds is distributed such that she could take those hoofs and do some damage
, like a typical female or ex-wife
I didn't get into that many in school - less then five all together. I avoided trouble when I can
No problem - That's what I have mace for
For protection - You never want to get into a fight in public and you never know when some one will pull out a knife or a deadly weapon.
Have you looked in the mirror lately?
Chuck Norris could beat the shit out of ten people at the same time - I ain't Chuck Norris, but honestly - I have never had a situation in the last 35 years that required me to be physical - Always found a way to avoid problems. It's just common sense.Chuck Norris is ashamed of you. He'd never use mace.
And by the way, when it comes to Karate, Chuck Norris isn't any joke. My pastors brother in law is a former heavy weight championship in black belt and teaches it. He was the former police chief of Monrovia, Ca and a bishop in a church and the organization he is affiliated with. Chuck Norris is a good friend of his and has given thousands of dollars over the years to his church and is a really big time contributor to the black community(The pastor is black), Highly respectable man of honor is Chuck Norris
Not saying I ever met Chuck Norris - the only reason he knows about my pastors brother in law is the Karate deal. Both of them have been to championships and all
