Nice little run you got going there, Caps....

[Winged_Wheel88]

Really?!? He's an asshole? That's the best you got?

I've heard Automattic with better zingers on HIMSELF!

I'm limited to what I can find on google images.

 

[elocomotive]

(actually, Neuvy is probibly playing tomorrow)

So he doesn't spill anything on himself? ZING!!!

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

So he doesn't spill anything on himself? ZING!!!

Um. You're not supposed to be zinging your own posters in a shit-talking thread.

 

[elocomotive]

Um. You're not supposed to be zinging your own posters in a shit-talking thread.

LOL! I know, but I just couldn't pass on the zing.

It does not diminish from the fact that our victory tomorrow will be roughly equivalent to the most coarse anal sodomy you can imagine.

 

[ritari330]

Pshhh, spelling

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

LOL! I know, but I just couldn't pass on the zing.

It does not diminish from the fact that our victory tomorrow will be roughly equivalent to the most coarse anal sodomy you can imagine.

HA! The joke's on you. I never imagine shit like that. :frog:

 

[elocomotive]

HA! The joke's on you. I never imagine shit like that. :frog:

So you want me to describe it in explicit detail? Weird request, but okay. Buckle in - it's gonna be graphic.

(Part of the account below has been censored by SportsHoopla moderators)

Niklas Lidstrom **** ******* ** **** ***** ***** * ******* *** ** ****** ** ********** **** corner scrum. Now exposed to this *#****** ** **** ***** ***** * ******* *** ** ****** ** ********** and they ****** ** *** ** *** but this time over top of the goat. So *** ** ****** ** *** * ** ********** *** and Datsyuk liked it the sicko. So with the stick * ***** ***** * ****** *** ** *** *** ** *** *** ***** ***** * *******. *** ** ****** ** ** *** ***** ***** * ******* *** ** ****** ** ** right from Jimmy Howard's vagina. *** ***** ***** * ******* *** ** ****** ** ** *** ***** ***** * ******* *** ** ****** ** ** crying *** ***** *** * ******* *** ** ****** ***** * ******* *** ** ****** ** **** ** *** ** ** ** *** ** and more crying. *** * ******* *** ** ****** with all the screaming. *** * ******* *** ** ********* * ******* *** ** ****** went unconscious *** * ******* *** ** ****** *** * ******* *** ** ****** died.


Next time just use your own imagination and spare everyone else, WW.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

So you want me to describe it in explicit detail? Weird request, but okay. Buckle in - it's gonna be graphic.

I stopped reading there.

 

[elocomotive]

I stopped reading there.

Alright then, you can just watch in abject horror tomorrow.

Good luck.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Alright then, you can just watch in abject horror tomorrow.

Good luck.

Nobody jects my abs, buddy...nobody!

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Know that gap between OV's teeth? That's all the room Datsyuk needs to work his magic.

 

[elocomotive]

Know that gap between OV's teeth? That's all the room Datsyuk needs to work his magic.

Gross. Sounds like he's taking the Lady Byng a little too literally...

 

[esls79]

Can the Caps continue playing this well whenever Mike Green comes back to the lineup - that is what I want to know.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Gross. Sounds like he's taking the Lady Byng a little too literally...

"Byng" is the sound of Ovechkin hitting the goalpost...

 

[Forty_Sixand2]

Actually it is Russian for "Unbelievably talented, will knock your head off while putting 50 in the back of the net, kind of as big deal....asshole"

 

[elocomotive]

Can the Caps continue playing this well whenever Mike Green comes back to the lineup - that is what I want to know.

Why... are we somehow better with Tyler freakin' Sloan in the lineup?

So yeah, the Caps were playing good D before Green was out and will continue to after he returns. He's had his best defensive campaign of his career easily. Not scoring as much, but still moving the puck effectively and contributes more offensively than any of our other blue liners.

 

[SLY]

Capitals are looking pretty damn good going into the playoffs.

 

[SLY]

eloco, we make some fucked up faces.

 

[elocomotive]

eloco, we make some fucked up faces.

Hahaha. What noise were you making when taking that photo?

Mine was kind of a "aaahhhh"

 

[SLY]

I think I was kind of saying "Eeyore" in a drunken slur.