NHL Offseason 2021 Thread

[forty_three]

Wow I should not have kept reading. Fuck him. Throw him under the jail

Same. I kinda knew that I would regret it but I didn't stop myself.

With or without his track suit?!?

A suit of small razorblades and immersed in a vat of rubbing alcohol.

 

[obxyankeefan]

Same. I kinda knew that I would regret it but I didn't stop myself.


A suit of small razorblades and immersed in a vat of Lemon juice rubbing alcohol.

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[forty_three]

Reddit yesterday: Holy hell what an overpay for Merzlikins!
Reddit Today: ALL HAIL ROB BLAKE

 

[thedddd]

In other news the Sabres finally paid Dahlin.

 

[dash]

Reddit yesterday: Holy hell what an overpay for Merzlikins!
Reddit Today: ALL HAIL ROB BLAKE

Hey, if anybody knows how to deliver a hip check, it's Rob Blake.

 

[forty_three]

Who could have predicted a Bertuzzi is an idiot?

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Who could have predicted a Bertuzzi is an idiot?

They’re so used to cheap shots, too.

 

[puckhead]

Who could have predicted a Bertuzzi is an idiot?

a friend of mine worked with the Canucks back in the day, told me Uncle Todd was by far, the dumbest person he had ever met.
Todd's trash talk consisted of "Fuck you, you fucking fuck, I'll fuck you up"

 

[Slimpikins]

Holy hell, can we just make Evander go away? I really don’t want to see his POS face anymore.

 

[puckhead]

and another

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

and another

Please be Hamilton.

 

[dash]

and another

Does the help mean teammates pinning him down while a nurse gives him the shot?

 

[dare2be]

Does the help mean teammates pinning him down while a nurse gives him the shot?

Otherwise known as the left arm lock.

 

[Nasty_Magician]

and another

PK strikes me as a guy that doesn't like having people tell him what to do. I'll roll the dice and say him (so we can LTIR him)

 

[thedddd]

Am I a bad person to wish that Mike Matheson, Kris Letang. Marcus Pettersson and JMFJ's buyout all refused to get the COVID vaccine?

 

[Nasty_Magician]

Who could have predicted a Bertuzzi is an idiot?

More like Steve Pfizerman am I right?

 

[dash]

More like Steve Pfizerman am I right?

That's the best thing I'll read add day lol

 

[puckhead]

 

[dash]

I'm starting to think that Evander Kane has played his last game in the NHL.

 

[thedddd]

I'm starting to think that Evander Kane has played his last game in the NHL.

Yeah the KHL is all that is left for him, IF he continues to play hockey.