NHL Offseason 2021 Thread

[Nasty_Magician]

Is this an all time off-season? Expansion draft and ensuing shenanigans, flat cap tradepalooza, Jack Eichel saga, Evander Kane rigging games, Rangers changing their entire organizational structure because of one player, MAF maybe or maybe not retiring. I mean this is right up there no?

Forgot the Blackhawks scandal as well.

 

[forty_three]

Forgot the Blackhawks scandal as well.

All part of the plan

NHL's plan to become league that only caters to MRAs, alt-right trolls and creepy uncles going great

TORONTO - The NHL is reporting progress in their plan to drive away all but their most disturbed and depraved fans by choosing to support sexual offenders and violent, racist trolls.

www.thebeaverton.com

 

[forty_three]

Probably didn't *need* the NMC. But good for Seth, I guess.

 

[thedddd]

Probably didn't *need* the NMC. But good for Seth, I guess.

Was going to say that contract itself is a no movement clause.

 

[Payton]

Was going to say that contract itself is a no movement clause.

But Stan likes to be sure…

 

[puckhead]

But poorly

 

[Judge Fudge]

Is this an all time off-season? Expansion draft and ensuing shenanigans, flat cap tradepalooza, Jack Eichel saga, Evander Kane rigging games, Rangers changing their entire organizational structure because of one player, MAF maybe or maybe not retiring. I mean this is right up there no?

Yep.

 

[puckhead]

 

[thedddd]

Source: NHL rejects Kraken's deal with Grubauer

The Seattle Kraken have had their first run-in with the NHL, as the free-agent deal they gave to goaltender Philipp Grubauer last week was rejected because it violated the rules for a front-loaded contract, a source confirmed to ESPN on Sunday.

www.espn.com

Typical NHL care about the wrong stuff. Who cares about the cap circumvention and the Blackhawk scandal.

 

[tsawchuk]

I think the league could profit from a short term reality series, Keeping Up With The NHLians. They surely have enough juice to put it in production, of late.

 

[thedddd]

love this bot. I know none of it is real but does get a few folks sometimes.

Then on the other hand some might be true.

 

[forty_three]

Then on the other hand some might be true.

Infinite monkey theorem - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[dare2be]

Infinite monkey theorem - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

I think someone in the Olympics thread is trying to test out that theory.

 

[forty_three]

I think someone in the Olympics thread is trying to test out that theory.

Sorry, I just think it would be funny to watch normal people "compete"

 

[gob]

I think someone in the Olympics thread is trying to test out that theory.

Monty is just an old man who has nothing better to do than troll random strangers on a message board.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

love this bot. I know none of it is real but does get a few folks sometimes.

Then on the other hand some might be true.

The good fake accounts are the ones you cant tell if legit or no. The ones that capture the true idiocy of the real account

case in point


/100% had me until “mucho” lol

 

[thedddd]

Monty is just an old man who has nothing better to do than troll random strangers on a message board.

As soon as you engage him he has to go finish in the bathroom.

 

[forty_three]

Flower's first pics in the Hawks Jersey.

Very torn. I like him, and I like Jones and want to see them do well. But I want the Hawks to be fucking destroyed.

 

[thedddd]

Flower's first pics in the Hawks Jersey.

Very torn. I like him, and I like Jones and want to see them do well. But I want the Hawks to be fucking destroyed.

You can't hate MAF but him in that jersey.....

 

[Nasty_Magician]

Must have been a hot commodity, 1 year deal after several days on the market: