NFL Power Rankings: Week 1 Edition

[Taddy Mason]

It's a great time to be a Philadelphia sports fan. What's the @kobesgame schedule? Do I need to move to Minnesota? I'm pretty sure I can be admitted there based on experience.

well, are you a divorce attorney and do you fuck with mediations? (feel like she fucks with mediations). outside of that, it seems like vacations on top of vactations.

 

[Taddy Mason]

Overhyped? Their style is impetuous, their defense is impregnable, and they're just ferocious.

truly love your game, sir. wish you had more time for us poors.

 

[knowyourenemy]

well, are you a divorce attorney and do you fuck with mediations? (feel like she fucks with mediations). outside of that, it seems like vacations on top of vactations.

Damn...do divorce lawyers do that well? She needs to teach me the ways of lawyering. There is some poor sap here in South Jersey that advertises a $399.00 fee for divorce.

 

[Shaqdaddy11]

Lol at having the Seahawks 19th.

 

[Taddy Mason]

Damn...do divorce lawyers do that well? She needs to teach me the ways of lawyering. There is some poor sap here in South Jersey that advertises a $399.00 fee for divorce.

Her husband is a doctor. Which just tells me you should have married better to be able to dedicate your time to NFL power rankings and the like.

 

[Podunkparte]

Seattle adding Clowney puts them at or near the top 10. IMO (obviously biased, but come on) 19 is a low spot for them before that addition. He makes that front 7 one of the best in the game.

 

[Balljim55]

Looks pretty good, only change I would make is to flip Jax with Eagles, Jax has a real QB ,who won a SB

Well played Sir!

 

[Ojb81]

Overhyped? Their th'tyle is impethuouth, their defenthe ith impregnable, and they're just ferothiouth.

Fixed

 

[knowyourenemy]

Lol at having the Seahawks 19th.

Seattle adding Clowney puts them at or near the top 10. IMO (obviously biased, but come on) 19 is a low spot for them before that addition. He makes that front 7 one of the best in the game.

I’m not seeing what you guys are seeing. They look like an 8-win team to me.

 

[Rock Strongo]

Team Name (change from prior ranking)

32. Miami Dolphins (--)
31. Washington Redskins (-1)
30. New York Giants (-5)
29. Arizona Cardinals (+2)
28. Denver Broncos (-1)
27. Detroit Lions (-6)
26. Cincinnati Bengals (--)
25. Tennessee Titans (-1)
24. Tampa Bay Buccaneers (+5)
23. Baltimore Ravens (+5)
22. Oakland Raiders (+1)
21. New York Jets (+1)
20. Indianapolis Colts (-9)
19. Seattle Seahawks (--)
18. San Francisco 49ers (+2)
17. Green Bay Packers (--)
16. Los Angeles Chargers (-4)
15. Minnesota Vikings (+3)
14. Buffalo Bills (+2)
13. Dallas Cowboys (-3)
12. Pittsburgh Steelers (+2)
11. Atlanta Falcons (+2)
10. Carolina Panthers (+5)
9. Los Angeles Rams (-1)
8. Cleveland Browns (-6)
7. Houston Texans (--)
6. Chicago Bears (+3)
5. New Orleans Saints (-2)
4. New England Patriots (+1)
3. Jacksonville Jaguars (+3)
2. Kansas City Chiefs (+2)
1. Philadelphia Eagles (--)

hahahhahahah

wait


what?

 

[flyingelvis]

I’m not seeing what you guys are seeing. They look like an 8-win team to me.

Remove the rose colored glasses and all will be clear.

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

I’m not seeing what you guys are seeing. They look like an 8-win team to me.

If you could elaborate why you see that, I would like to know. They won 10 last year and are improved and the young guys more seasoned. And their lowest win total with Wilson is 9. And the Niners are well below the Hawks and Rams in that division.
As for the rest,Houston miles too high imo. They are a 6 or 7 win team tops imo. Bad defense, bad coaching, no GM and even with Tunsil, mediocre Oline.
I'll let you have the Eagles because obviously, fan and all and they will be in the mix but the Jags are way, way too high. Foles isn't saving them.
Having said all that, it's all just for fun anyway. A long season to go. Could be some shockers, injuries or cinderella stories before all is said and done. Cheers.

 

[fordman84]

Dolphins should be lower

4th ranked in the ACC

 

[knowyourenemy]

hahahhahahah

wait


what?

What’s so funny?

 

[fordman84]

I

What’s so funny?

'm still laughing at the Eagles offense is better than Dallas. TE is the only position better than Dallas.

 

[Rock Strongo]

What’s so funny?

this hot mess

5. New Orleans Saints (-2)
4. New England Patriots (+1)
3. Jacksonville Jaguars (+3)
2. Kansas City Chiefs (+2)
1. Philadelphia Eagles (--)

philly and jax over NE?

did someone write this while on a cocaine binge?

 

[ATL96Steeler]

Team Name (change from prior ranking)

32. Miami Dolphins (--)
31. Washington Redskins (-1)
30. New York Giants (-5)
29. Arizona Cardinals (+2)
28. Denver Broncos (-1)
27. Detroit Lions (-6)
26. Cincinnati Bengals (--)
25. Tennessee Titans (-1)
24. Tampa Bay Buccaneers (+5)
23. Baltimore Ravens (+5)
22. Oakland Raiders (+1)
21. New York Jets (+1)
20. Indianapolis Colts (-9)
19. Seattle Seahawks (--)
18. San Francisco 49ers (+2)
17. Green Bay Packers (--)
16. Los Angeles Chargers (-4)
15. Minnesota Vikings (+3)
14. Buffalo Bills (+2)
13. Dallas Cowboys (-3)
12. Pittsburgh Steelers (+2)
11. Atlanta Falcons (+2)
10. Carolina Panthers (+5)
9. Los Angeles Rams (-1)
8. Cleveland Browns (-6)
7. Houston Texans (--)
6. Chicago Bears (+3)
5. New Orleans Saints (-2)
4. New England Patriots (+1)
3. Jacksonville Jaguars (+3)
2. Kansas City Chiefs (+2)
1. Philadelphia Eagles (--)

Nice effort.

I think after the 1st Q of the season they will mean more than they do now.

But to play along...PIT...I would say, that's fair for now. I think the DEF will be better than LY, of course everyone wants to see how the OFC will look w/o Brown, I'm not overly concerned about that loss, but until I see them play a real game, it's just a thought.

For shits and giggles...On your top 4...I would take JAX out and put NO in...JAX does have Foles now, but everyone thinks the DEF will be as good as they have been recently but I'm not so sure they will...at least the pass rush...depending on some 30+ y/o guy to hold off father time another year.

 

[eaglesnut]

I'd flip Seattle and New Orleans. The NFC will be very good, but the AFC is top heavy as always with the Chiefs, Pats, and Jags.

 

[sonnyblack65]

Overhyped? Their style is impetuous, their defense is impregnable, and they're just ferocious.

this hot mess

5. New Orleans Saints (-2)
4. New England Patriots (+1)
3. Jacksonville Jaguars (+3)
2. Kansas City Chiefs (+2)
1. Philadelphia Eagles (--)

philly and jax over NE?

did someone write this while on a cocaine binge?

Cheese Whiz whippits

 

[GNG]

Seattle adding Clowney puts them at or near the top 10. IMO (obviously biased, but come on) 19 is a low spot for them before that addition. He makes that front 7 one of the best in the game.

Comedy Gold...