My Boldest Prediction Yet!

[Chef99]

That was why I was asking you what the bad surprise could be.

I know, but if I told you, there would be no surprise. I would refer you to Sammy's post, but those are surprises I don't even wanna think about.

 

[tlance]

Blood in your stool
A lump on your balls
Sitting at the computer when your wife answers the door and it's an old GF with your "brand new" 8 year old son

Which would be even worse if you had been married longer than 8 years

 

[Sam Sportboy]

Which would be even worse if you had been married longer than 8 years

See, me and my twisted mind didn't even think of that.