Most Ridiculous Trophy - the Old Broken Chair

[Used 2 B Hu]

Because you aren't a B1G retard. You should celebrate this fact.

It's nice to razz the B1G for all their meaningless trophies (some of which haven't changed location in decades), but there were some real wieners in that SI list.

Can't believe the writer thought that the artificial Golden Boot for Arkansas-Louisiana was good, while the exact same trophy for Missouri-Arkansas was considered bad

 

[Wild Turkey]

The B1G has stupid rivalry trophies, the SEC has stupid rivalry names.

The "Egg Bowl" is horrible and the entire state of Mississippi should be shunned. Other than that I have no idea what you are talking about.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

The B1G has stupid rivalry trophies, the SEC has stupid rivalry names.

Yew SHUT yer whorish Paul-Bunyan-sized mouf!

Totes awesome:

 

[7Samurai13]

The "Egg Bowl" is horrible and the entire state of Mississippi should be shunned. Other than that I have no idea what you are talking about.

The biggest cocktail party?

Third Saturday in October (especially when the game is played on the fourth)

 

[Wild Turkey]

The biggest cocktail party?

Third Saturday in October (especially when the game is played on the fourth)

I like the Cocktail Party name. Alabama and UT are retarded no doubt.

 

[7Samurai13]

I like the Cocktail Party name. Alabama and UT are retarded no doubt.

Biggest Cocktail party sounds like the biggest limp wrists gathering in America.

 

[Wild Turkey]

Biggest Cocktail party sounds like the biggest limp wrists gathering in America.

Jelly

 

[7Samurai13]

Jelly

As much as you are jelly of all the B1G trophies.

 

[Wild Turkey]

As much as you are jelly of all the B1G trophies.

I don’t think so. You like pig and lumberjack trophies. I like alcohol and coeds.

 

[7Samurai13]

I don’t think so. You like pig and lumberjack trophies. I like appletinis and old chicks.

FIFY

 

[Wild Turkey]

FIFY

How dare you besmirch appletinis!

 

[outofyourmind]

No doubt the best trophy

 

[kburjr]

Better than a slab of bacon the axe replaced

 

[nddulac]

I never understood where the hell a ND fan ever got off talking about this to be honest.

You wouldn't even play in bowl games for years, so how the hell could you lose one after the fact, and then during the regular season you did shit like going for ties instead of the win - and playing nobody in the bowl season. You still claim each and every one of those.

And then at the same time, if you want to talk about winning conferences and divisions etc...once again where the hell does ND fit into such things?

So, blow me.

Do you need a tissue?

 

[PnkPanther]

Hell
I've never even heard of some of these.


Ranking College Football's Unusual Trophies

The jug is the oldest and it's 13th? probably due to one sided nature

 

[7Samurai13]

The jug is the oldest and it's 13th? probably due to one sided nature

Well it’s also not the original jug

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Well it’s also not the original jug

WHAT THE FUCK



I am super pissed about this

 

[7Samurai13]

WHAT THE FUCK



I am super pissed about this

My guess is Michigan lost it. Them bitches are always losing shit.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

My guess is Michigan lost it. Them bitches are always losing shit.

Probably broke it and tried to claim "it was already like that when we found it"

 

[PnkPanther]

My guess is Michigan lost it. Them bitches are always losing shit.

My understanding is they broke it and replaced it in the 30's

Although some still insist it's the original