More DGB goodness

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Down Goes Brown: Upcoming NHL records and milestones - Toronto Maple Leafs Blog - Humor. Commentary. Despair.

Some highlights:

Daniel Sedin - Is just 15 career points away from becoming the league's all-time leading scorer among players who look exactly like Daniel Sedin.

Toronto Maple Leafs - Recently set the record for largest annual percentage increase in wins in the opening three weeks of the season, or would have, if division by zero were possible.

 

[dboy97]

Being the math geek I am, I really like the Toronto Maple Laughs one.

 

[sbb122]

Pretty good. My two favorites were the Thornton and Pavelec ones.

Thanks for posting that dash.

 

[Automattic]

That is fuuuuuunnnnny! Pronger capped it off perfectly...

 

[Destroydacre]

Being the math geek I am, I really like the Toronto Maple Laughs one.

Me too, which is why one of the comments being "Infinity's a number. Why not." really bugs me. :p

 

[dash]

Me too, which is why one of the comments being "Infinity's a number. Why not." really bugs me. :p

I can't wait for Dacks and Darkstone to weigh in on the subject

 

[SLY]

Infinity is a number...

:p

 

[dash]

Infinity is a number...

:p

Isn't that Ovechkin having fun with a slender female Russian model?

 

[BostonAJ]

Gold.

Kris Draper - Is just four assists away from joining the "200 assists" club, which would probably be more impressive if he wasn't also a member of the "wait hasn't he played in like 9,000 games?" club.

I bet this board could do an equally funny job if we had a DGB-type website. Food for thought.

 

[dboy97]

Infinity is not a number because I could always go one number higher. That is why when you divide by zero on a calculator it says ERROR!

 

[SLY]

Gold.



I bet this board could do an equally funny job if we had a DGB-type website. Food for thought.

We should write columns... and it should be titled that.

 

[puckhead]

this joke was a hit with my daughter recently.

q: what did the zero say to the eight?
a: nice belt!

 

[Darkstone42]

Infinity is not a number because I could always go one number higher. That is why when you divide by zero on a calculator it says ERROR!

Well, I do believe there are three infinities, aleph-0, something else, and c. But, yeah, infinity itself is not a number. I think it's a set.

 

[makeshiftb0y]

Pavelec one was hilarious. The Devils one was pretty funny too.