Mini camps are over players have free time for about 6 weeks, predict who will do dumb shit

[LambeauLegs]

It seems every year between the end of mini camp and the start of training camp we generally have a player or two get busted for some kind of crazy shit. Are there any predictions of who might like blow there hands off with fireworks this season?

 

[jarntt]

LOL...I have no prediction, but this is a pretty friggin funny topic...

 

[jerseyhawksfan79]

JPP blows up his left hand on July 4th.

 

[Ojb81]

Aquib Talib gets himself shot at some clu....oh, wait....

 

[Manster7588]

Fletcher Cox, he just got paid and has money to do stupid shit.

 

[Sharkonabicycle]

Sam Bradford will trap Carson Wentz in the showers and demand him to concede the starting job. Wentz will tell Bradford to F off and walk out. Bradford will take a swing at Wentz who will duck out of the way causing Bradford to tear both ACLs. Wentz will turn back for Bradford and bend down to pull him up.

However, Fletcher Cox spots them at the end of the hall and charges at them like from the movie Aliens, desperate and starving for food now that he has his big guaranteed contract. Bradford with all hope lost as he looks at the charging Cox pulls out a grenade from the nearby locker and says, "You always were an asshole, Wentz." and Wentz locks hands with Bradford over the grenade. The grenade explodes, killing all 3.

The void of contracts from Cox, Bradford, and Wentz actually cause Philly to re-think their stupidity and Philly wins the Super Bowl in 2019 after making smarter more logical signings.

 

[LPinSLC]

Eric Ebron will talk about how good he is on Twitter..

 

[Beaker]

Sam Bradford will trap Carson Wentz in the showers and demand him to concede the starting job. Wentz will tell Bradford to F off and walk out. Bradford will take a swing at Wentz who will duck out of the way causing Bradford to tear both ACLs. Wentz will turn back for Bradford and bend down to pull him up.

However, Fletcher Cox spots them at the end of the hall and charges at them like from the movie Aliens, desperate and starving for food now that he has his big guaranteed contract. Bradford with all hope lost as he looks at the charging Cox pulls out a grenade from the nearby locker and says, "You always were an asshole, Wentz." and Wentz locks hands with Bradford over the grenade. The grenade explodes, killing all 3.

The void of contracts from Cox, Bradford, and Wentz actually cause Philly to re-think their stupidity and Philly wins the Super Bowl in 2019 after making smarter more logical signings.

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You get a slow clap from me buddy. That story held me by the balls all the way through.

 

[TheRangerDude]

I bet Antonio Cromartie has a kid

 

[SeizeTheCarp]

Adrian Peterson will ask the Vikings front office to trade everybody that doesn't think the Vikings can win the Super Bowl this year. Oh wait...that has happened.

Ok. In an attempt to appease Peterson, the Vikings will go into the 2016 season with only 17 players on the roster. One being a female from Duluth who goes by the name of Chicks4Viks.

 

[NWPATSFAN]

Hammer after hearing Kraft gets recognized as the Stuart Scott ENSPIRE Award honoree

 

[broncosmitty]

Somewhere, Thomas Rawls is stealing an old ladies purse.

 

[RegentDenali]

DUI, domestic violence, or gun charge for a 49er. Great odds of at least 2 or all 3.

 

[Gooch1034]

1 or both of the Pouncey brothers will either get injured or bitch slap someone while celebrating their birthday. All I know is there is a 0% chance they both play a full season ever again.

 

[Thruthefog]

Corey Coleman. Browns. WR. High draft pick. I don't see how it can't happen.

 

[LPinSLC]

Jahvid Best well get a concussion.

 

[LPinSLC]

Josh Gordon will fail another drug test.

 

[LPinSLC]

Tom Brady will make sure any and all balls are properly inflated.

 

[LPinSLC]

Dan Orlovsky will step over the line.

 

[Judge Fudge]

Between now and the start of training camp. We will have another 5 threads about Tawm Brady