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Finally got a ride from some broad down from Santa Fe
She was a real go-getter
She drawled so sweetly
"I think, child, that things'll get better"

We pulled off the highway
Night black as a widow
"Yeah, I read the Bible", she said
"I wanna know of you"

Hey, I think I've got a live one
Hey, I think I found a live one
Hey, I think I've got a live one
Yeah, yeah, think I've got a live one

Uh
Okay boys

Felt like I was hit by a diesel or a greyhound bus
She was no baby-sitter
"Get up now sugar
Never thought you'd be a quitter"

I opened the back door, she was greedy
I ran through the desert, she was chasin'
No time to get dressed, so I was naked
Stranded in Chihuahua

Hey, I think I've got a live one
Hey, yeah, I got a live one
Hey, hey, I think I've got a live one
Hey, oh, I've got a live one

Hey, I think I've got a live one
Hey, yeah, I got a live one
Hey, hey, I think I've got a live one
Hey, oh, I've got a live one

Alone, raped and freezin'
Alone, cold and sneezin'
Alone down in Mexico
Alone
 

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Went down to Mexico,
I drove my black El Camino
I met up with an old gringo
He showed me round, and said to call him Joe.
I was there about a week or so,
Wound up in the general hospital,
Joe said don't drink the water no more,
How the hell was I supposed to know?

Drove up to San Diego
I saw a sign for Mission Beach
And so, went out deep into the ocean,
Saw a shark and had a stroke.
Back in the ambulance I go,
I had a dream about a girl I used to know,
She said "I got to warn ya 'bout Mexico and California."

Earthquakes and sharks to start us off,
If Chupacabras ain't enough,
Black widow spiders and killer bees,
There ain't no shade, there ain't no trees.
Hot desert heat, polluted air,
And traffic jams beyond compare.
That's all I got to warn ya 'bout Mexico and California.

Woke up and said I got to go,
Doc said "Relax, just take it slow."
I tried to argue, but don't you know,
Bout California and Mexico?
Right then, the doctor hit the floor,
The building shook, then shook some more,
And I looked down at him and swore,
"You son of a bitch! I told you so!"

Earthquakes and sharks to start us off,
If Chupacabras ain't enough,
Black widow spiders and killer bees,
There ain't no shade, there ain't no trees.
Hot desert heat, polluted air,
And traffic jams beyond compare.
That's all I got to warn ya 'bout Mexico and California.
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