Merry Christmas 2024

[mattola]

Merry Christmas!

Yeah NSFW

B*tches Ain’t Sh*t - Christmas Edition

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holy shit



lol

 

[mattola]

im still chuckling at that song lol

 

[puckhead]

im still chuckling at that song lol

Ben Folds does a great version as well.

 

[puckhead]

Nicole Lawrence on Instagram: "Taking care of my body and skin. It's all about consistency and self-love. Feeling better every day!"

7,191 likes, 177 comments - nicolelawrence.x on December 3, 2024: "Taking care of my body and skin. It's all about consistency and self-love. Feeling better every day!".

www.instagram.com

 

[dash]

Nicole Lawrence on Instagram: "Taking care of my body and skin. It's all about consistency and self-love. Feeling better every day!"

7,191 likes, 177 comments - nicolelawrence.x on December 3, 2024: "Taking care of my body and skin. It's all about consistency and self-love. Feeling better every day!".

www.instagram.com

Just hear those sleigh boobs jingling, ring tingle tingling too (ring-a-ling-a ding-dong-ding!)

 

[thedddd]

im still chuckling at that song lol

Another for you.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Nicole Lawrence on Instagram: "Taking care of my body and skin. It's all about consistency and self-love. Feeling better every day!"

7,191 likes, 177 comments - nicolelawrence.x on December 3, 2024: "Taking care of my body and skin. It's all about consistency and self-love. Feeling better every day!".

www.instagram.com

I would like to see and hear more about this "self love" she practices

 

[puckhead]

I would like to see and hear more about this "self love" she practices

That costs extra

 

[thedddd]

Another.

 

[Comeds]

Nicole Lawrence on Instagram: "Taking care of my body and skin. It's all about consistency and self-love. Feeling better every day!"

7,191 likes, 177 comments - nicolelawrence.x on December 3, 2024: "Taking care of my body and skin. It's all about consistency and self-love. Feeling better every day!".

www.instagram.com

We need a half laugh - half like emoji.

 

[dash]

Found this obscure song and I really like it lol - NSFW language

 

[dash]

 

[Comeds]

I'm not all bad. My wife's mother died a year ago and they used to celebrate St. Nicholas day so my wife was really down this morning when she left for work.
So I spent part of my morning carrying around an outdoor ornament she bought yesterday and posing it in my house. Then I texted her "Luna is really making herself at home". Most of the areas are my dog's spaces/chairs/bed. I think I prefer Luna.

 

[thedddd]

Another just dropped.

 

[Comeds]

 

[jstewismybastardson]

I would never do this to my kids ... my wifes sisters 2 insolent girls tho??? HELL YAH!


/ I might actually just get my daughter to pass this info onto her cousins

 

[dash]

 

[beantownmaniac]

Little Timmy's Letter to Santa




Dear Santa,

How are you? How is Mrs. Claus? I hope everyone, from the

reindeer to the elves, is fine. I have been a very good boy this year. I

would like an X-Box 360 with Call of Duty IV and an iPhone 4 for

Christmas. I hope you remember that come Christmas Day.

Merry Christmas,

Timmy Jones

* *

Dear Timmy,

Thank you for you letter. Mrs. Claus, the reindeer and the elves are all

fine and thank you for asking about them. Santa is a little worried all the

time you spend playing video games and texting. Santa wouldn't want you to

get fat. Since you have indeed been a good boy, I think I'll bring you

something you can go outside and play with.*

Merry Christmas,*

Santa Claus***

* *

Mr. Claus,

Seeing that I have fulfilled the "naughty vs. Nice" contract,

set by you I might add, I feel confident that you can see your way clear to

granting me what I have asked for. I certainly wouldn't want to turn this

joyous season into one of litigation. Also, don't you think that a jibe at

my weight coming from an overweight man who goes out once a year is a bit

trite?

Respectfully,

Tim Jones

* *

Mr. Jones,

While I have acknowledged you have met the "nice" criteria,

need I remind you that your Christmas list is a request and in no way is it

a guarantee of services provided. Should you wish to pursue legal action,

well that is your right. Please know, however, that my attorney's have been

on retainer ever since the Burgermeister Meisterburger incident and will be

more than happy to take you on in open court. Additionally, the exercise I

alluded to will not only improve your health, but also improve your social

skills and potentially help clear up a complexion that looks like the

bottom of the Burger King fry bin most days.

Very Truly Yours,

S Claus

* *

Now look here Fat Man,

I told you what I want and I expect you to bring it. I was

attempting to be polite about this but you brought my looks and my friends

into this. Now you just be disrespecting me. I'm about to tweet my boys

and we're gonna be waiting for your fat ass and I'm taking my game console,

my game, my phone, and whatever else I want. WHAT EVER I WANT, MAN!

T-Bone

* *

Listen Pizza Face,

Seriously??? You think a dude that breaks into every house in the world on

one night and never gets caught sweats a skinny G-banger wannabe? "He sees

you when you're sleeping; He knows when you're awake". Sound familiar,

genius? You know what kind of resources I have at my disposal. I got your

shit wired, Jack. I go all around the world and see ways to hurt people

that if I described them right now, you'd throw up your Totino's pizza roll

all over the carpet of your mom's basement. You're not getting what you

asked for, but I'm still stopping by your crib to stomp a mud hole in

you're ass and then walk it dry. Chew on that, Petunia.

S Clizzy

* *

Dear Santa,

Bring me whatever you see fit. I'll appreciate anything.

Timmy

* *

Timmy,

That's what I thought you little bastard.

Santa

 

[thedddd]

Wait you are telling me Josh Gates contrived show for ratings got it wrong.

 

[Comeds]

Went to the German Christmas Village downtown earlier. Great crowd and good weather.