SlinkyRedfoot
Well-Known Member
Claims he's uncircumcised
calls it a "schvantz"
I didn't claim I'm uncut. I am. There's still enough foreskin to stuff some Skittles in if I'm not hard.
Claims he's uncircumcised
calls it a "schvantz"
This is why I loved that Simpsons where Homer works for Hank Scorpio. They have Bond on the laser table, he flips a coin from his pocket into the beam and it perfectly splits four ways, severing his restraints. Scorpio goes, "Somebody stop him, he's supposed to die!" and Homer just happens to be there to trip him.
Later, Homer tells his family, "I tackled a loafer at work today!"
I didn't claim I'm uncut. I am. There's still enough foreskin to stuff some Skittles in if I'm not hard.
I didn't claim I'm uncut. I am. There's still enough foreskin to stuff some Skittles in if I'm not hard.
Pics or GTFO?
Sleeping Beauty is the one where you kiss someone who is sleeping, dummy.Kristen Bell voices concern about message ‘Snow White’ sends to daughters
These movies are now bad:
Snow White - You shouldn't kiss someone that is sleeping.
Cinderella - She can't rescue herself and needs a rich guy.
Little Mermaid - Do not give your voice up for a man.
We may have to start executing people for being stupid.
fucking love Kristen BellKristen Bell??
The same "It's hard to comment with a ball gag in" Kristen Bell???
The same "I want my daughters to have wild sex someday" Kristen Bell???
Hypocrite much...
I would post links, but I might get the dreaded Red X here at work.
On a side note, can we just get a three way scene with Snow White, The Mermaid and Cinderella?
Please??
Then who in the fuck is Snow White?Sleeping Beauty is the one where you kiss someone who is sleeping, dummy.
poison apple and the midget gangbangsThen who in the fuck is Snow White?
poison apple and the midget gangbangs
not to my knowledgeand what's her name didn't have a problem with midget sex?
I didn't claim I'm uncut. I am. There's still enough foreskin to stuff some Skittles in if I'm not hard.
Haha you're a bigger dipshit than @AlaskaGuy
The OP is about Snow White, though.says the guy who's never seen sleeping beauty apparently
Here they are meeting before she falls asleep:
This is supposed to be them falling in love during the song.
How Disney ruined The Little MermaidI never saw the Little Mermaid but from what I just read it's about a mermaid who if she chooses to be with the man she loves loses her voice? A hot as balls chick, with a tight as hell swimmer body, who can't talk?.....
When you wish, upon a star, makes no difference who you are.......