MDP Commentary: Washington, Where Coaches Go To Die Edition

[Marco Doubypops]

Cheeseburger dance party for a nice start.

 

[Marco Doubypops]

David Stern couldn't make up his mind who he wanted to bet on for this game, so he told the refs to keep it close until halftime so that he could place his bets then.

 

[Marco Doubypops]

If I keep this pace up, I'd have a solo 80 post commentary.

 

[Marco Doubypops]

Rod Black has such a nice job. I would guess he says less than 20 words per game, and I bet he makes almost as much as Gill (pre DUI).

Plus he probably gets annoyance pay for putting up with Leo night in and night out.

 

[Marco Doubypops]

Amir Johnson just one-upped Blake Griffin. You heard me.

 

[Marco Doubypops]

Matty D just wasted a perfectly good epic call. You don't waste one of those on a shitty team playing the Wizards in a shortened season on a player like Amir.

I think he was waiting to bust it out when Andrea got back, then he just wasted it.

 

[CarlWinslow]

monkey mcgee

 

[Marco Doubypops]

Also, I was thinking halfway through it that Matty D was going to replicate the Devin Hester call.

"DEVIN HESTER, YOU ARE RIDICULOUS". Alas, he did not.

 

[Marco Doubypops]

monkey mcgee

I thought your monkey was Reggie Evans.

 

[CarlWinslow]

Obligatory picture of Vessely's girlfriend.

she looks terrible there

 

[CarlWinslow]

I thought your monkey was Reggie Evans.

thats just racist, evans is my caveman half monkey

 

[CarlWinslow]

ken mower reffing tonight, almost didnt watch

 

[Marco Doubypops]

Cheeseburger's jaw/mouth area looks so soft, I think that's why the pellets thing interests me so much.

With a jaw that supple, when he eats steak, somebody else must pre-chew it for him. There's no way he can rip through a steak piece with what he's got.

 

[CarlWinslow]

this team has got to trade derozan, he's never going to figure out that the shoes dont fit

 

[Marco Doubypops]

Sphinxter is one of the only guys in the league with the buzz cut who doesn't look bald. It looks like the hair comes in thick and evenly.

 

[CarlWinslow]

Cheeseburger's jaw/mouth area looks so soft, I think that's why the pellets thing interests me so much.

With a jaw that supple, when he eats steak, somebody else must pre-chew it for him. There's no way he can rip through a steak piece with what he's got.

remeber to keep your hand flat so he doesn't nip at your fingers

 

[Marco Doubypops]

I feel like Amir is one of those guys who only plays well at home. I really can't remember a road game where he played well.

 

[CarlWinslow]

I feel like Amir is one of those guys who only plays well at home. I really can't remember a road game where he played well.

amir is one of those guys that wears low tops and cant figure out why his ankle is always sore

que amir johnson excited dog music

fyi, its the music

 

[Marco Doubypops]

Amir probably leads the league in opponents injured this year. He got Love and Granger, and now he'll fuck Wall up. I think there was one more, as well.

 

[CarlWinslow]

i wonder is ed davis would notice if we swapped his pellets for some oats