MDP Commentary: Washington, Where Coaches Go To Die Edition

[Marco Doubypops]

Good ol' Flip Saunders.

 

[Marco Doubypops]

Randy Wittman really has no chance at all with those guys. Any team with Blatche as a leader is doomed to fail.

 

[Marco Doubypops]

This is basically a rivalry game here. The way I see it, loser gets Harrison Barnes. We can't let these guys lose to us.

 

[Marco Doubypops]

Also, our choice of motto is probably as stupid as our intro video this year.

 

[Marco Doubypops]

Okay, no matter how sickening this game is, I'm going to grind this commentary out.

 

[Marco Doubypops]

Okay, no matter how sickening this game is, I'm going to grind this commentary out.

Except, I dunno, I just bought Netflix. It's amazing. I've had the least productive couple days in my life. This weekend is going to be so chill with it.

 

[Marco Doubypops]

Even the Raptor's Dance Pack isn't as appetizing as in years past.

 

[Marco Doubypops]

I also love that with Ostertag out, they've been introducing DeRozan last, as if he's ready for that spot.

Should be James Johnson. And Sphinxter should definitely be after Aaron Gray.

 

[Marco Doubypops]

Also, Eagle knows exactly what he's doing. Everybody on the team was up by 8:30 this morning. He knew that they'd be tired by this time. He wants Harrison Barnes as much as we do.

 

[Marco Doubypops]

Oh sweet, we get some Jaundice talk form the used car salesman soon.

 

[Marco Doubypops]

Obligatory picture of Vessely's girlfriend.

 

[Marco Doubypops]

I'm really excited for the Jaundice talk. Apparently BC was just there looking at the kid.

 

[Marco Doubypops]

Aaron Gray reverse layup. My picture is a little blurry tonight and he looks a little like Ostertag like that. Maybe if I squint a little bit...

 

[Marco Doubypops]

I hope somebody else just saw Cheeseburger stroking his chin beard. I could only think of pellets.

 

[Marco Doubypops]

I think Jose just tore his ACL and MCL.

BC should have listened to me and traded him to Indiana.

 

[Marco Doubypops]

Oh My Lord. Sphinxter just stripped the ball away, then blocked a shot, then jammed it on a put back. But the corrupt refs called it goaltending.

He just became my second favourite player after Ostertag.

 

[Marco Doubypops]

Oh My Lord. Sphinxter just stripped the ball away, then blocked a shot, then jammed it on a put back. But the corrupt refs called it goaltending.

He just became my second favourite player after Ostertag.

Fuck it, I'm ordering a Sphinxter jersey.

 

[Marco Doubypops]

Wow, I don't know if I just got really excited about a Lithuanian player, or if I am about to but a 1987 Honda Civic with moderate body damage.

 

[Marco Doubypops]

Jose offensive rebound?

I guess this is another game where our starting PG is going to rebound more than Andrea.

 

[Marco Doubypops]

Sphinxter works so hard. I'm sold on him as a starter of the future if we need him there. We still need another decent three though.

I really hope he doesn't get tossed aside while he's here. That would be a bigger mistake than getting rid of Belli.