eaglesnut
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Didn't Julio Jones blame Lady Gaga?
Edit: Yup looked it up. Here's the article:
http://boston.cbslocal.com/2017/02/25/patriots-falcons-super-bowl-li-mohamed-sanu-lady-gaga/
BOSTON (CBS) – The Atlanta Falcons weren’t able to keep their Poker Face during the second half and overtime of Super Bowl LI against the Patriots. With a few weeks to ponder how his team blew a 25-point second half lead, one member of the Falcons turned to Lady Gaga as a possible scapegoat. Wide receiver Mohamed Sanu told the NFL Network’s Good Morning Football on Friday that Lady Gaga’s 40-minute halftime performance “definitely did” impact the team’s play in the second half. “Usually, halftime is only like 15 minutes, and when you’re not on the field for like an hour, it’s just like going to work out, like a great workout, and you go sit on the couch for an hour and then try to start working out again,” Sanu said on the NFL Network.
That’s only where it starts according to Sanu who also believes that the “smell of her (Gaga’s) rancid vagina lingered on the field for the entire second half”.
“It was unbearable,” said Sanu. “Like being trapped in the bottom of a construction site outhouse”. Sanu said he doesn’t “know if you can simulate something like that”.
Even Super Bowl LI referee Carl Cheffers admitted that the stench on the field was overwhelming. When asked to comment Cheffers compared the smell to “someone eating nothing but corned beef and cabbage for a week and then aggressively prolapsing their anus in your face”. Upon hearing these remarks NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell admitted that the smell of the artist chosen to play at half time had been an issue in the past. “After Super Bowl XLVI both coaches sent me letters complaining about the stench of the field after Madonna’s performance,” said Goodell. Tom Coughlin, who coached the Giants to a victory in Super Bowl XLVI, confirmed Goodell’s statement stating that he “believed at first that a feral cat had given birth into a vat of pickled herring”.
When asked if the smell had any effect on his team during Super Bowl LI Patriots head coach Bill Belichick replied “No, our players have had to deal with a rancid vagina on the field with them for all but 4 games this season so they were used to it”. Sanu also said in the interview that the thought that Atlanta should have run the ball more in the second half “crosses your mind.” But he said the team opted to be aggressive offensively as they were all season.
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