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Matt Cain Obituary

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msgkings322

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If it is true that Cain is done (not agreeing at all, but just conceding the point in for sake of argument), than blowing a kids arm out in favor of 2 rings is worth it. Many a player has blown out an arm just for the chance at one ring (Nen comes to mind). To have two in the bank is kinda what it is all about.

However, as stated elsewhere, Cain is just getting to that transition point in his career where his heat is just not what it used to be. He is adding more junk to the forefront of his repertoire, and they are not quite as crisp as his power pitches. He is a smart kid, and knows how to pitch. He may not be an Ace for a year or two (again, not saying this is the case, but it is possible), but he is a horse an anchor for a staff.

Ain't worried.

Haters gonna hate. And if they're Mariners fans, they got a lot of loser's aggression to spew.
 

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Not dominant but just as effective, Zombie Cain made appearance (he's dead remember?)
 

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Not dominant but just as effective, Zombie Cain made appearance (he's dead remember?)
Yep. Reports of his death have been greatly exagerated.





Tip o' the hat to S Clemens
 

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Haters gonna hate. And if they're Mariners fans, they got a lot of loser's aggression to spew.

maybe im confused but Seattle is still an american league team... right? why does this guy even care about whats going on with the Giants?
 

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241 career starts and this is easily the worst five game stretch of his career. 7.85 ERA over the past five games. Bruce Bochy has DustyBakered his arm.



You should concern yourself with King Felix and his 230+ IP each of the last four seasons.


(or is it that he isn't on your fantasy team?)
 

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It's obvious by Blade's stance that he doesn't watch Cain pitch with any semblance of regularity so disregard his verbal diarrhea.
 

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If there is a "Cain is done" thread, then where is the one for Vogelsong?

I think the Giants need to sell him back to the Japanese team they got him from. I had high hopes for him this year, and grabbed him on some fantasy teams.

After today, he is dead to me. DEAD!
 

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If there is a "Cain is done" thread, then where is the one for Vogelsong?

I think the Giants need to sell him back to the Japanese team they got him from. I had high hopes for him this year, and grabbed him on some fantasy teams.

After today, he is dead to me. DEAD!

We got him off the scrap-heap, and got almost 2-years of near Ace-level pitching from him.

It appears that he has completely lost it, but overall he was a good Giant. We would not have won the Series last year without him.
 

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If there is a "Cain is done" thread, then where is the one for Vogelsong?

I think the Giants need to sell him back to the Japanese team they got him from. I had high hopes for him this year, and grabbed him on some fantasy teams.

After today, he is dead to me. DEAD!

That's ok, you've got JChez to root for now...

suffer, bitch!

:laugh3::laugh3:
 

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That's ok, you've got JChez to root for now...

suffer, bitch!

:laugh3::laugh3:

Maybe Durty will be able to help the Giants just a little more before he exits the game :)

I doubt he will be able to get to the Bigs, though, even with the doggies MASH unit of a rotation.
 

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"Cain, your ERA is almost under 5 now"

"It is? Fuck, I need to fix that "
 

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Another QS for Cain. OP, you out there?
 

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Another QS for Cain. OP, you out there?

LOL. Havent been here for over a month and ewe obsessed losers are still talking about me.

6-7 when Cain starts.
25-22 when he doesnt start.
 

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^^^But the DEAD guy is making improvements, hahaha!
 

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LOL. Havent been here for over a month and ewe obsessed losers are still talking about me.

I have an easy solution - let's ignore this thread from now on, and the loser that created it.
 

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I have an easy solution - let's ignore this thread from now on, and the loser that created it.

I see your ignore, and raise you a delete - the entire thread. All out. I knew this would be a cancer from the get-go, and that has proven to be true. I hate looking at it, and all it takes is for one comment from anyone about anything, and it's back in the rotation.

IMHO, saving this thread serves no beneficial purpose but to glorify the trolls that perpetuate it.
 
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