LOL Bobby Bowden Offending Mo-fos

[RobToxin]

Bobby Bowden says he’s unlocked the secret behind why men wear earrings

“Sixty-five percent of my boys did not have a daddy at home. They’re raised by mommas, them sweet ol’ mommas. Thank God for them mommas, or grandmomma; many times it was grandmomma, or big sister, or aunt,” Bowden said. “But where’s the man? A boy needs a male figure, and the girls do, too. Somebody to discipline them, and make them be a man. You know, I used to kid about this: They grow up and want to be like their momma. They want to be a man, like their momma, because that’s the way they were raised. That’s why they wear earrings.”

 

[theSabanator20]

Roasting niggas since the 90s. Damn, Bobby B. You trippin

 

[RobBase]

Still better than the unmotivated, unemployable millennials who were raised by MTV while both mom and dad were out working.

 

[TJL]

Yet you'll never hear a bad word about Bowden from players, because he was a father figure to a lot of them.

Reminds me of that old Bill Burr joke, what did you expect him to say?

He's an 87 year old southern boy, are you surprised by these comments?

 

[MarkOU]

65%?

That's fucking sad. Those sperm donors are worthless pieces of shit.

 

[JuiceTheGator]

Bowden is right.

I've never said that before and will probably never say it, again.

 

[Bamabino]

 

[Bamabino]

 

[Bamabino]

 

[TexasExes98]

DAMN!!!!

 

[jwolt92]

Did nobody read the article? Bowden was doing Harbaugh shit well before Harbaugh was doing Harbaugh shit.


“I slept in a boy’s bed the night before signing day while other coaches were outside his house,” Bowden said.

The fuck Bobby

 

[BigFin]

Love me some Bobby.

And he said that quite a while ago, if I recall.

 

[jwolt92]

And I'll let you all know how this movie is. Bought my tickets today

 

[Lance Armstrong]

Bowden needs to just stop doing interviews, no need to tarnish his legacy.

 

[theSabanator20]

Did nobody read the article? Bowden was doing Harbaugh shit well before Harbaugh was doing Harbaugh shit.


“I slept in a boy’s bed the night before signing day while other coaches were outside his house,” Bowden said.

The fuck Bobby

 

[jwolt92]

Unbiased opinion: Great documentary. Covered the 14 year run that was unheard of and still hasn't been matched in great detail, including the work it took to build the dynasty.

Biased opinion: best documentary I've seen. Incredible work, and got to see the premier and live interview with Bobby following the showing.

 

[jonvi]

This is dated, but still about as good as it gets for spoofing Bobby Bowden....


RIP Tim Wilson.