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he has angered the Fins!!!

Santa Claus is not the only one living in Northern Finland.

Ottawa Senators forward Kyle Turris has made the long journey into the Nordic countryside, settling in Oulu to join Karpat in the SM-Ligga during the NHL work stoppage.

The SM-Liiga is considered to be one of a handful of the best leagues outside the NHL and as a result, a number of locked out NHL guys have made the trip over.

Fresh off signing a new five-year, $15-million (all currency U.S.) deal in the summer, Turris was skating and training in Ottawa with fellow NHLers through August and September.

“I really didn’t plan on going over to Europe at all,” he said, “but gradually guys started leaving and we were left with only six guys to try and make a competitive skate. It doesn’t really work.”

Turris had never heard of Oulu before his arrival, so it’s not surprising that when the club’s general manager randomly called his cell phone out of the blue in early October, Turris had to do a quick Google search to make sure the team and place were real.

Upon consulting his fiancée and one-year-old golden retriever, Turris signed a deal and flew over Oct. 9.

Turris, along with roommate and fellow NHLer Jason Demers of the San Jose Sharks, made an immediate impact. Karpat was stuck in 13th place before the arrival of Turris, but has since vaulted into fifth place in the SM-Liiga, trailing Jokerit by a mere four points.

Although Turris admittedly hates the big ice and the style of play is “night and day” from North America, the 23-year-old New Westminster, B.C., native has collected 19 points (seven goals) in 21 games played.

Going over to Europe to play was supposed to cure the boredom of sitting around waiting for the lockout to end. But Turris quickly found out that other than Santa Claus and reindeer, northern Finland doesn’t have a lot to offer.

“There’s nothing to do here. Nothing,” Turris says with a laugh. “If we’re not at the rink, we’re sitting around playing video games.”

For perspective, the day of the interview the sun rose in Oulu just after 10 a.m. and quickly set shortly after 2 p.m. On top of the four hours of sunlight, it’s also minus-20 C.

“I’m going stir crazy over here.”

Many horror stories have been shed about the operation of the Kontinental Hockey League over in Russia in particular, but apparently the SM-Liiga isn’t the most comfortable or professionally run league either when compared to NHL standards.

“The travel here is horrendous. It’s worse than junior,” he said. “We’ll fly into Helsinki then hop in a bus for four to six hours, meanwhile, we’ll make three stops on a six-hour bus trip for no reason. It’s awful.”

Although North America will never be mistaken for its culinary prowess like France or Italy, Turris quickly found out that it can get worse.

“The food here is awful,” he explained. “On the road, we eat at truck stops. ABC truck stops. I’m not kidding. We file out of the bus and head off beside the highway for a buffet truck stop pregame meal. It’s ridiculous.”

The media operation isn’t any more comfortable.

After his first game, Turris was taken upstairs to a podium in front of 100 sponsors in an audience looking at him not understanding a word.

“It’s so awkward. They don’t understand anything that you’re saying, staring at you confused,” he said. “I feel like a complete idiot, trying to use hand signals to help communicate.”

The current NHL work stoppage has been especially frustrating for Turris, who was looking forward to his first full season with the Sens.

“Yeah it was frustrating. I love Ottawa and I think it’s the perfect fit,” he said. “I was really pumped to turn over a new leaf and start fresh with a full season.”

When asked about the player-owner meetings and the recent negotiations, Turris had some interesting comments and ideas.

“I’m supportive of the NHLPA going into the [player-owner] meetings but I think it’s an unfair playing surface,” he said. “We’re going into a room with billionaire owners who have made lots of money doing exactly this. We [the players] don’t know the ins and outs like they do.”

In terms of NHL commissioner Gary Bettman and NHL Players Association executive director Donald Fehr stepping aside to aid negotiations, Turris added sarcastically, “We don’t pay these guys millions of dollars to not be in meetings. They should be there.”

Asked if he had a better idea for some traction, Turris added that “the best case scenario would be to have a bigger meeting with all 30 owners, all players, Bettman, [NHL deputy commissioner Bill] Daly and both Fehrs [Donald and brother Steve, the NHLPA special counsel]. That way the NHLPA can be sure that all 30 owners are getting the message, not filtered information from the select leaders like Boston’s Jeremy Jacobs.

“What I find so incredible is that the best hockey in the world is being withheld from millions of people because of a handful of people: Jacobs, [Calgary owner Murray] Edwards, [Philadelphia owner Ed] Snider and Bettman. They hold it in their hands.”

Turris is eager for the lockout to end for three main reasons: to see sunlight again, to see family and friends and to start working with the Capital City Condors charity once again in Ottawa.

“I really miss being involved with the Condors program,” he said. “I can’t wait to get back and help out.”

Turris has clearly carved a nice home in Ottawa since his departure from Phoenix, now he just needs a season to get started.

“It’s really exciting in Ottawa because we are going to have such a good, young team. We have five years to make good things happen.”
 

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imagine that ... they dont speak much english in Finland lol

the nerve!!!!
 

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counterpoint:

Jouni Nieminen ‏@OnsideWithJouni
Finnish media making big deal of Kyle Turris`s comments in @globeandmail about travel and food in Finnish League. Is this sports journalism?

Jouni Nieminen ‏@OnsideWithJouni
Used to tourguide CAN hockey teams around Finland for years. They were tough guys, scars on their faces, it hurt when they shook your hand.

Jouni Nieminen ‏@OnsideWithJouni
Stopping at a roadside restaurant for snack was never a problem. Now we have people like Kyle Turris, a mamas boy! What the hell happened?

Jouni Nieminen ‏@OnsideWithJouni
Canadians used to go to Soviet Union for 3 weeks and when they came back, all theyd say was "We won the tournament", smile and that was it.

Jouni Nieminen ‏@OnsideWithJouni
I dont know if it is a prairie thing, but I dont even know any Canadian guys like Turris personally. Whining p...s. None.


Jouni Nieminen ‏@OnsideWithJouni
@Grokhy Agree shouldnt care what someone like Turris says. Just dont want my countrymen in Finland to think thats what Canadians are like.
 

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“What I find so incredible is that the best hockey in the world is being withheld from millions of people because of a handful of people: Jacobs, [Calgary owner Murray] Edwards, [Philadelphia owner Ed] Snider and Bettman. They hold it in their hands.”

No, no, no.

Turris is mistaken. I understand Ed Snider wants hockey back more than anyone and has started giving kittens to sick kids because he is so distraught.

NO ONE SHALL DEFAME THE NAME OF THE SNIDER! NO ONE!
 

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pre-emptive:

well Turris is from the Vancouver area




/oh noes!!!
 

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pre-emptive:

well Turris is from the Vancouver area




/oh noes!!!

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I dont know if it is a prairie thing, but I dont even know any Canadian guys like Turris personally. Whining p...s. None.

So I guess we can start calling all people from Burnaby rednecks from the prairies? All-righty then.
 
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So I guess we can start calling all people from Burnaby rednecks from the prairies? All-righty then.

i took that statement as him saying the toughness and humility is probably just a prairie thing ... ie turris is the type that lets bad weather and truck stops (simpler things) bother him unlike a prairie kid
 

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i took that statement as him saying the toughness and humility is probably just a prairie thing ... ie turris is the type that lets bad weather and truck stops (simpler things) bother him unlike a prairie kid

When you're driving through a blizzard and haven't seen a car in a couple of hours, those truck stops start looking mighty good.
 

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i hear Turris eats chocolate bars with a fork and knife
 

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and his pinky finger extended upwards
 

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while wearing a monocle
 

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and a top hat
 

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basically kyle turris is Mr Peanut
 

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Dave Tippett is a good prairie boy (Moosomin, Saskatchewan), he's probably having a good chuckle this morning.
 

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has Kyle packed his bags for home yet?


Kärpät coach to STT on Turris comments: "They were like a slap in the face"
 

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He left Karpat a while ago.

ahhh i see ... my bad ... he came back for xmas Dec 13th

I dont think they want him back now though


“I told the general manager that we would keep in touch and see going forward,” said Turris. “We’re keeping that open right now. If I was going back (to Europe), I would go back there.”



Read more: Home for the holidays
 

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turris telling 2 different stories about his experience in finland ... odd ... what changed ? regained his sensibilities after excessive sauna use while over there ?
 
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