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[Edisto_Tiger]

Gamecocks Fan Surprised To Hear That Team Represents a College | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

COLUMBIA, SC—Speaking with reporters, Columbia resident Mike Wegley, 34, expressed astonishment Saturday upon learning that his favorite football team, the Gamecocks, is in fact a group of amateurs representing the University of South Carolina. “Huh. Really? They’re like a college team?” said Wegley, who mentioned that he has attended numerous Gamecocks home games over the past several years without once suspecting that the team was affiliated with an academic institution. “I guess I always assumed they were a local semi-pro team, or maybe an NFL farm program or something. Honestly, it never crossed my mind that the Gamecocks might be in any way involved with higher learning.” Wegley said he was equally surprised to discover the Carolina Panthers are a professional franchise and not, as he had thought, a high school’s junior varsity squad.

 

[KansasSooner]

The part about the Panthers...

 

[Smoke]

This can't be real. No. Fucking. Way.

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

This can't be real. No. Fucking. Way.

 

[OnlyCrimson]

Over / Under, that guy has 10 real teeth?

 

[24seven]

You know that's a comic piece from The Onion, right?

Now go fix Erin a sammich.

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

You know that's a comic piece from The Onion, right?

Now go fix Erin a sammich.

don't miss much, do you?

 

[24seven]

don't miss much, do you?

Not if it involves Erin Andrews in tight clothes...

 

[KansasSooner]

You know that's a comic piece from The Onion, right?

Now go fix Erin a sammich.

Of course, but the part about the Panthers was still funny as hell.