(This is a song dedicated to the drummers out there)
(Song starts with thunder and lightning flashes on dark stage)
(Lead singer screams ...are you ready for some Thunder and Lightning)
(Drummer bangs a huge GONG behind him 5 times )
( Takes a decent sized swig of Jack Daniels from one of those huge bottles)
(Sits down with two drumsticks that are lit on fire on the tips and raises them in the air)
(Hits the drums three times ..throws them in the air..and grabs his regular drumsticks to start song)
(Hard hitting electric guitars with a thick bass fire out strong and leads the drummer into the song)
Can everyone see and hear the Thunder And Lightning
We know not where he came from
He is the genie in a Jack bottle
Someone let him loose and you all get one wish
To watch the drummer do his thing (Drum solo)
Can you feel that
He can give you a heart attack
Pure energy let loose from his bottle
A Rock N Roll beat that makes you stomp your feet
He is THUNDER AND LIGHTNING
He is THUNDER AND LIGHTNING
He is THUNDER AND LIGHTNING....THAT DRUMMER IS SIMPLY FRIGHTNING....SCREAM
He never backs down...never wears a frown..gonna get laid before he leaves town (Electric guitar solo)
Here he comes again
Not afraid of nuthin' Man
Ready to put on a show...that boy has rhythm watch him gooooooooooooooo ! (another drum solo)
He is THUNDER AND LIGHTNING
Pure energy let out of his bottle
Don't be afraid girls to swallow
Genie gonna grant you a wish
Throw your room keys on stage you are welcome back stage
He is THUNDER AND LIGHTNING
Oh man ...here he comes again ( Third drum solo ...oh yeah)
He is THUNDER AND LIGHTNING
Watch him go ..that boy can put on a show
THUNDER AND LIGHTNING
THUNDER AND LIGHTNING
THAT BOY IS FRIGHTNING....OH YEAH !
(Everyone jams hard for another 30-40 seconds and ends with 5 more GONG slams with a big stick lit on fire)
(Stage goes dark again with THUNDER AND LIGHTNING SOUNDS GOING OFF STRONG)
Hey Man ,I had the coolest Birthday dream last night
Man, it was sweet ...everyone was invited
Van Halen on the stage in my backyard jammin away
My pool was cleaned and it had twenty thousand gallons of Jack Daniels in it
The hot tub was stocked full of ice cold beer...can you dig it
Man, it was the coolest Birthday Dream I ever had
Damone was there from Fast Times ...bought be a new box set of Led Zeppelin and scored me front row seats to the Who
Man this party was a zoo
No shirts or shoes allowed...and those were the rulez
Ozzy and Lzzy had a duet over by the grotto
Hef was eating hard boiled eggs and fried chicken with eight bunnies in his lap
Man, I had the coolest Birthday Dream last night
Sammy showed up with a case of Tequila and took the stage with David Lee Roth... Man, I was blown away
Farrah Fawcett was there and her flowing hair
Stevie Wonder was there singing songs of peace
Oh damn a knock on the door ...it was the freaking Police
Everything was cool though 'cause I had Commissioner Gordon in the backyard drink'n up with a 18yr old cutie from next store
I opened the gate and let the whole world in
I told Eddie to turn it up.... gonna blow the roofs off this whole block ( Electric Guitar solo)
Man, I had the coolest Birthday Dream last night
Ronnie Van Zant was arm and arm singing Sweet Home Alabama with Kid Rock
Damn this was the best party that ever happened on my block
Super Joe and Buster were comparing Championship Rings
Ronnie Lott and Bum were arm wrestling to see who was the king
Alabama 22 and Flan the man working on a new song
I never wanted this dream to end
Morgan Freeman and James Earl Jones showed up ...the closest to God's voices ...there have ever been
The Seinfeld cast playing quarters by the pool having a blast
Jim Hendrix showed up and had a guitar off against Eddie...as everyone cheered them on
( Two Electric guitars in a electric guitar off)
Pryor and Carlin were cracking jokes with Jim Carry and Cheech & Chong
Alex was in the middle of a drum solo (Drum solo)
Hey Man, it was the coolest dream a man could ever have
I woke up naked in my bed ...next to a woman's bra and panties ...I said no way !
Are you telling me I got laid in my Birthday Dream..and it really happened
I worked my way downstairs to the kitchen ...under the table David Lee Roth was passed out sleeping ...had a bottle of Sammy's Tequila in his right hand and he had a smile that made me laugh for a while
Hey Man, I had the coolest Dream last night and somehow dude my coolest Birthday Dream ever came true
( Jam hard to end of song for a minute and then 10 strikes on Alex's gong)
(One of my favorite songs so far) Dedicated to everyone in my Birthday Dream and to those who could'nt make it and missed out.