Let's make some things clear

[craigk217]

Add child beatin to #7 ... they just don't stop at women, ya know. Besides, I think the women beating shoulda got bestowed onto Rutgers, but oh well.

 

[craigk217]

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LOL ... that one always gets me.

 

[pennstatenut]

LOL ... that one always gets me.

Don't feel bad, it got Manti also.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Now... Now this... This guys.... This has some staying power.

That shit's copyrighted!!!!

 

[rmilia1]

Ill just go to SMU, they let me do 1-15 there... And that aint bad!!

 

[Olyduck]

Oregon only had the 1 coke head I remember. I would have thought it was something along the lines of if you met Willy Lyles you must attend Oregon. No really you have to go there thats why he gave you the money.

 

[Olyduck]

6. All athletes that steal laptops and then go Juco must attend Auburn. This also includes players whose parents take bribes.

Add Oregon to that one.

the sequence is wrong. Masoli went Juco to Oregon then stole the lap top then transfered to Ole Miss.

 

[trojanfan12]

1. Every player charged or accused of sexual misconduct must go to FSU.

2. All cokeheads must attend Oregon.

3. All athletes who sell or trade items for cars or tattoos must attend Ohio State.

4. All players who steal electronics, shoes, yell die bitch must attend Florida.

5. All players whose parents need a very nice home to live in, but are poor must go the either Alabama or USC.

6. All athletes that steal laptops and then go Juco must attend Auburn. This also includes players whose parents take bribes.

7. All players who beat women must go to Oklahoma.

8. All players who do not do their own schoolwork must go to ND.

9. All child Diddlers must attend Penn State.

10. All players who want collective bargaining rights must attend Northwestern.

11. All players who want coke, hookers, and boat rides must attend the U.

Did I miss any stereotypes or cheap shots? Discuss.

I can't speak for 'Bama, but at USC our players families don't need to be poor. They can be solidly middle class like the Bush family.

 

[Rolltide94]

I can't speak for 'Bama, but at USC our players families don't need to be poor. They can be solidly middle class like the Bush family.

It's a sliding scale, and certainly not need based...well, yes need based, but based on our needs not theirs, lol.

A 5 star cornerback is obviously worth more to us at the moment than a 5 star running back...and so on.

Hell, at this point a 3 star cornerback with some upside might be worth a duplex...

 

[Oney]

I wonder if I can walk-on at the U?....

 

[SwampHumpy]

I wonder if I can walk-on at the U?....

No, but if you are a game or two over .500 on Madden, there might be an opening as Head Ball Coach at UF.

 

[RobToxin]

All players who use non-profit charity donations to host orgies go to OU?

 

[BamaFanAlways]

I can't speak for 'Bama, but at USC our players families don't need to be poor. They can be solidly middle class like the Bush family.

At least ours can look rich... they are REQUIRED to go to T-Town Menswear for new suits before reporting for housing..