Let's make some things clear

[FSUmanager]

Is killing the film guy better than having a fake girlfriend, and faking her death earlier in the season?

Holy Shit. How did I forget about that?

 

[ChicagoIrish]

When you rustle Irish Jimmies does it sound like whisky bottles clanging, or Virgins being sacrificed?

Jameson of course, non of that Protestant shit.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Somebody's jimmies gettin braskied?

 

[ChicagoIrish]

Holy Shit. How did I forget about that?

The worst part of the whole thing is when he faked her death. And then later figuring out, she never even existed.

No more Hawaiian players, please.

 

[FSUmanager]

Somebody's jimmies gettin braskied?

No. Just a misunderstanding of my intent. All is well with the world.

 

[tech_iceman]

I haven't heard any rustlin

 

[ktg8trgrl]

Hey Yall leave FSU alone or Ill hernandez you people!

 

[FSUmanager]

Hey Yall leave FSU alone or Ill hernandez you people!

Thought about this one, but it happened after his time there.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Hey Yall leave FSU alone or Ill hernandez you people!

Dayum, this thread done gone gangstah...I'm out

 

[FSUmanager]

The worst part of the whole thing is when he faked her death. And then later figuring out, she never even existed.

No more Hawaiian players, please.

Always thought he was a little off. That episode confirmed it for me.

 

[ktg8trgrl]

Dayum, this thread done gone gangstah...I'm out

Dats how we roll!

 

[SwampHumpy]

Thought about this one, but it happened after his time there.

I will neither confirm or deny the existence of any “Aaron Hernandez” playing for the University of Florida. It may or may not have happened.......

 

[SwampHumpy]

I guess you could add this one:

UGA - Leading the Country in Pre-Season National Championships since 1981!

 

[TigerBait1971]

Tired of Rose Bowls? Head to Oregon.

 

[WhiteMamba]

2. All cokeheads must attend Oregon.

 

[Ironbreaker]

 

[WhiteMamba]

Somebody's jimmies gettin braskied?

Now... Now this... This guys.... This has some staying power.

 

[BeaverShaver]

all sheepfuckers have to go to Oregon state. well, technically it was a ram. Google "Ben seigert" if you need a good laugh

 

[pennstatenut]

Is that a real item you have?

I don't have this particular one but can always make another. It's my hobby.

 

[RegentDenali]

6. All athletes that steal laptops and then go Juco must attend Auburn. This also includes players whose parents take bribes.

Add Oregon to that one.