Let's Go Phillies

[Guy Incognito]

Everyone in this bullpen sucks all of a sudden.

Baseball is a funny sport sometimes.

 

[Omar 382]

Altherr is the fucking man.

I know two words which really scare me though.

 

[Cedrique]

Former Phillies great Kyle Kendrick on the mound for the Sox today!

 

[Cedrique]

I just bought one of those plastic batting helmets with Aaron Altherr's number on it. I plan to spend all day playing with my "German Helmet".....

 

[Omar 382]

Received multiple texts from Nitram saying that if the Phillies don't sweep the Nats this weekend, he will blow everyone on his block. The good news is that I moved to his block. The even better news is that Mayor Giuliani exaggerated his cleanup of NYC. These Queensbridge housing apartments are good for nothing but buying crack and banging prostitutes. My kind of area....

 

[Omar 382]

I just bought one of those plastic batting helmets with Aaron Altherr's number on it. I plan to spend all day playing with my "German Helmet".....

Ok, the millions of people dead is one thing, but did you get the one with the Eagle and the Nazi symbol, or just the Nazi symbol? I always liked it without the Eagle, it made me think too much of America and democracy, but I guess they're the "original" Nazi symbol

 

[Cedrique]

Ok, the millions of people dead is one thing, but did you get the one with the Eagle and the Nazi symbol, or just the Nazi symbol? I always liked it without the Eagle, it made me think too much of America and democracy, but I guess they're the "original" Nazi symbol

Actually I didn't think too deeply on this one. I was just going for the cheap laugh with the masturbation joke

 

[Omar 382]

Last time we play the Nats until September

 

[Omar 382]

Here we go Phillies here we go

 

[Cedrique]

Nola is Garbage. Blow this team up, $$$$Montgomery!

 

[Omar 382]

The fuck happened to T-Mac?

 

[Omar 382]

How is Bronson Arroyo still pitching in the majors? I could see him pitching for a team in Japan, but fucking MLB???

 

[Omar 382]

@Cedrique @Guy Incognito you guys watching Weekends With Schmidt?

 

[Omar 382]

Knapp is the fucking man... get comfortable in Leigh-High, Alfaro

 

[Cedrique]

@Cedrique @Guy Incognito you guys watching Weekends With Schmidt?

of course. If I'm not watching it I'm recording it. Weekends with Schmidt is must see tv-Like the Ed Sullivan Show used to be when I was growing up......

 

[Omar 382]

of course. If I'm not watching it I'm recording it. Weekends with Schmidt is must see tv-Like the Ed Sullivan Show used to be when I was growing up......

I heard him and Maddox had an HBO drama about the '80 Phils coming out soon. Maybe Sullivan could narrate (that is, if he's still alive and at least somewhat cognizant of what's going on around him)

 

[Omar 382]

Wow Sullivan lived from 1901-1974. I get the essence of the joke now, but what's scary is that you are so old that I honestly believed it was possible you could have watched him growing up.

Alas, I'll have it coming when I make some joke about recording "Fin de Semanas con Freddy" like I used to record the Arsenio Hall show, and some asshole post-millennial doesn't get that I'm joking.

 

[Cedrique]

Knapp is the fucking man... get comfortable in Leigh-High, Alfaro

word

 

[Cedrique]

Wow Sullivan lived from 1901-1974. I get the essence of the joke now, but what's scary is that you are so old that I honestly believed it was possible you could have watched him growing up.

Alas, I'll have it coming when I make some joke about recording "Fin de Semanas con Freddy" like I used to record the Arsenio Hall show, and some asshole post-millennial doesn't get that I'm joking.

Yeah, Ed Sullivan was a stretch. I'm sure it was must see TV though--mainly because there was probably only one channel back then.

 

[Cedrique]

LOL, Schmitty should just reserve that condo at Del Boca Vista already....