Kyle Lowry is my hero

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

That is all.

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

Also, Jaundice looks hyped out there, especially on defense. That's a really good sign.

 

[CarlWinslow]

did you see that dunk by sir anus earlier?

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

did you see that dunk by sir anus earlier?

Shit! I completely missed it! On the plus side, I'm watching Baldy try to force piss as many dimes as he averages in half the time and Lucas being more Kobe than Roseanne ever dreamed to be. I love this team.

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

Uh oh. Poon Machine hurt again Say it ain't so!

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

OH MY CHEESEBURGER

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

This just in: Baldy still can't defend.

 

[CarlWinslow]

Uh oh. Poon Machine hurt again Say it ain't so!

another calf bruise, poon may need to retire soon

 

[raptorlife4]

vasoline- check
tissues- check
salami- check
cheese- check

Time to make my dream team of the season
hope i get a top 3 pick

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

vasoline- check
tissues- check
salami- check
cheese- check

Time to make my dream team of the season
hope i get a top 3 pick

Fuck you man! Didn't you get top pick last year??

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

another calf bruise, poon may need to retire soon

Also, Jaundice actually has a good free throw shot. Big sigh of relief! That would've sucked balls if he put up bricks

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

Also, Sherm keeps hyping up Moka Only. I think Salesman has paid him off to make this signing look like it wasn't a shit deal.

 

[raptorlife4]

why isnt t-bag playing?

 

[dafan590]

Fuck you man! Didn't you get top pick last year??

he fuckin did man..

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

why isnt t-bag playing?

That's a really great question.

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

You know what I love about Raps preseason? All of their games feel like regular season!

 

[CarlWinslow]

Also, Sherm keeps hyping up Moka Only. I think Salesman has paid him off to make this signing look like it wasn't a shit deal.

i'm impressed that moka can even dunk. Hold the milk, he's blacker than we thought

 

[raptorlife4]

i'm impressed that moka can even dunk. Hold the milk, he's blacker than we thought

The hot girl of his wont let him in bed unless he dunks

 

[CarlWinslow]

That's a really great question.

sore knee

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

Whoa, how did we get so many more dudes to join the fantasy league?? Nice job on whoring, everyone!