Kiffin suing Alabama?

[gpm1976]

When he runs "his plays" at Florida Atlantic and they don't do shit, the judge will throw out the case.

The secret behind kiffin's offense...

 

[Justin Tyme]

The secret behind kiffin's offense...

Now Kiffin's gonna sue you!

 

[Rolltide94]

I hate Nick Saban with a passion! I hope this move comes back to bite him, his coaches, and all the redneck Alabama fans in the ass!

A Michigan and Auburn fan and a believer of fake news...Houston we have a winner...

 

[Mike30142]

@Maize N Blue,Tell your mama to come over close, and read the following to her out loud. Maybe she'll explain it to you.

I
Am
Sofa
King
We
Todd
Did

 

[TheReal_NU]

@Maize N Blue,Tell your mama to come over close, and read the following to her out loud. Maybe she'll explain it to you.

I
Am
Sofa
King
We
Todd
Did

Unfortunately, with his comprehension skills, I expect @Maize N Blue to try to figure out how he is the King of Sofas.

 

[Rolltide94]

@Maize N Blue,Tell your mama to come over close, and read the following to her out loud. Maybe she'll explain it to you.

I
Am
Sofa
King
We
Todd
Did

I had someone who is tone deaf do this for 15 minutes once...I laughed for 20.

 

[jon2tanman]

 

[gpm1976]

Now Kiffin's gonna sue you!

He already did and won. Turns out that his super-awesome plays were only worth $1.38. I bought him a coffee and we called it even.

 

[Texas Jefe]

wait, what? We got two Maize n Blues now?

 

[Dolemite censored]

Kiffin was working for Alabama when he came up with these plays.

The plays belong to Alabama, end of story.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Kiffin's exits from teams appear to follow a pattern: NFL Raiders, U of Tennessee, USC, now Alabama.

 

[theboardref]

TUSCALOOSA, AL — Lane Kiffin has been relieved of his duties as Alabama’s offensive coordinator before next week’s national championship game, but Kiffin reportedly won’t go without out a fight. According to several sources, Kiffin plans to sue Alabama and head coach Nick Saban to prevent them from using “all of my good plays.”

“I’ve got a lot of good plays and I put them in the playbook,” Kiffin wrote in an e-mail to Saban, Alabama athletics director Bill Battle and other staffers. “You can’t use them without me or that’s intellectual property theft. My wife’s cousin is a lawyer and I’m going to SUE YOUR ASSES.”

“I made up a lot of good plays, both runs and passes and a lot of them go for a whole bunch of yards if you do them right,” the e-mail continued. “I was going to use them at my new job at Atlantic Florida or whatever and blow everyone away and then takeover the Patriots when Belichick retires. If you use my plays it is STEALING which is a FELONY CRIME. You have been warned!”

Sources say Saban immediately crumpled up a copy of the e-mail that was printed for him by his secretary, saying: “Stupid dipshit. Playbooks are team property. We’ll crush him.”

Nearby, Kiffin was banging on the front door of the football facility and yelling: “Let me in! You’ve got my playbook! Thieves!” But no one let him into the building and he could not gain access himself because his swipe card was taken upon his dismissal. “I should have made a copy of those plays,” Kiffin was heard mumbling to himself after he gave up banging on the glass and walked back to his idling Camaro.

Later, back at his home, Kiffin received a delivery at his front door of an envelope labeled YOUR PLAYS. Inside he found a piece of paper with a poop emoji printed on it.

But that one naive Bama fan on the hoop said it was mutual... I enjoyed the emoji part.

 

[outofyourmind]

A Michigan and Auburn fan and a believer of fake news...Houston we have a winner...

occupant is that you

 

[TheRobotDevil]

The secret behind kiffin's offense...

Looks like you're getting sued now too good job

I'm not worried looks like he has the same lawyer as Sark

 

[bamabear82]

Kiffin was working for Alabama when he came up with these plays.

The plays belong to Alabama, end of story.

 

[Justin Tyme]

Looks like you're getting sued now too good job




I'm not worried looks like he has the same lawyer as Sark

That is a good lawyer. Already won the case, and gpm had to pay $1.38 to settle the case. Lawyers that are that fast and good, don't come cheap!

 

[4down20]

wait, what? We got two Maize n Blues now?

It's going to be hard telling them apart since they both suck.

 

[TemptressToo]

Hijacking a bit. Sark sounds good. He sounds capable and ready to do this.

 

[gpm1976]

Looks like you're getting sued now too good job

I'm not worried looks like he has the same lawyer as Sark

and I'm being represented by the best in the business, so it's all good.

 

[JuiceTheGator]

Kiffin was working for Alabama when he came up with these plays.

The plays belong to Alabama, end of story.

When the laughably pathetic job he just took ends in disaster, his wife will leave and take his money and that POS will hit the bottom...where he belongs.