Kellen Winslow turning his life and career around

[bvanthielriceyoung]

Jets tight end Kellen Winslow accused of masturbating in Target parking lot


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[LucklessPadresFan]

Stupid is as stupid does.

 

[RobToxin]

 

[LucklessPadresFan]

His dad must be a very embarrassed fellow at this point.

 

[Crimsoncrew]

Jets tight end Kellen Winslow accused of masturbating in Target parking lot


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Is that even illegal in New Jersey?

 

[tomikcon1971]

Hey....he was leaving the gym, changing clothes in his car in the parking lot, and his penis attacked his hand. Come one guys.

 

[RoboticDreams]

I always knew he'd end up this way. The signs were very visible when he played for the 'U.'

 

[yossarian]

Hey....he was leaving the gym, changing clothes in his car in the parking lot, and his penis attacked his hand. Come one guys.

The Vaseline was just there to help him change clothes.

 

[NinerFan52]

Guy is a "solider" for sure..

 

[Flyingiguana]

after seeing those red shirts and khaki's u gotta rub one out

 

[bvanthielriceyoung]

 

[Flyingiguana]

i can understand why he had to rub one out in the parking lot, target employees are never willing to lend a hand

 

[geneh_33]

"A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do." - Kellen Winslow's twin

 

[AU_Fever]

I hope he had a Kleenex while he was masturbating. He sure wouldn't catch it with his hands. When the police arrived at the parking lot, Winslow was asking for directions to the nearest Boston Market. That's what you called choking the chicken.

 

[tomikcon1971]

I hope he had a Kleenex while he was masturbating. He sure wouldn't catch it with his hands. When the police arrived at the parking lot, Winslow was asking for directions to the nearest Boston Market. That's what you called choking the chicken.

No Kleenex.....a Sanchez jersey.

 

[HammerDown]

Couldn't have happened to a better guy.

 

[Excel]

 

[NinersForLife]

"Winslow supposedly said he was looking for a Boston Market and got lost, according to the report."

 

[Flyingiguana]

"Winslow supposedly said he was looking for a Boston Market and got lost, according to the report."

better yet, he can use the app with one hand

 

[h0ckeysk83r]

This seems appropriate now