KDS Pre-(season) COMMENTARY!

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

Does anyone else miss shiteater? I know you all do, so this is a present from yours truly...

 

[CarlWinslow]

He's husky, not fat! Just you wait. You're gonna be regretting these words when you finally hop on the bandwagon

i'm convinced balderon will start forever. At best i expect lowry to be like jack with a worse name

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

....Aaron Gray???

 

[CarlWinslow]

derozan, slow footed with limited hops, game must have started

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

This just in: Roseanne's shoe still don't fit. No elevation.

 

[froman77]

wheres kyle lowry

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

Landry's girlfriend's boyfriend better show us something good tonight

 

[CarlWinslow]

This just in: Roseanne's shoe still don't fit. No elevation.

this just in, leg wraps way too tight, limited circulation

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

wheres kyle lowry

Ate too much of Burger's meals, ankle couldn't handle the fat, injured

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

This just in: Roseanne also likely still has no jumper, but I don't care. If he gets all his points at the line this year, I'll be one happy camper

 

[froman77]

errr. if derozan and mocha start for us, we have like zero shooting on the floor. our offence is gonna suck again this season

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

I know our interior D looks bad right now but just think - none of these baskets will happen once Poonus is in the game

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

Aaron Gray is like the dumpster version of Hakeem Olajuwon

 

[froman77]

i dont know why they dont make derozan come off the bench, its not like he can shoot anyways, so getting warmed up isnt an issue

 

[CarlWinslow]

i wish derozan could shoot, i wish bargnani wore legwraps

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

errr. if derozan and mocha start for us, we have like zero shooting on the floor. our offence is gonna suck again this season

Save us, T-Bags!

 

[froman77]

when in doubt, give it to bargs

 

[CarlWinslow]

WOAH WOAH WOAH, whos that big white goof with one leg wrap?

WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

i dont know why they dont make derozan come off the bench, its not like he can shoot anyways, so getting warmed up isnt an issue

We've been trying to get his shot warmed up for 3 fucking years!

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

Ummmmm....Poon, I love you