KDS Commentary: What does ball, mask, yes coach and GOO GOO G'JOOB have in common?

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

eagle closeup

That has to be the first time this season. If Eagle Bird talked to Matty D and Jack before, I would've freaked

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

I heard a few boos but it's been pretty pathetic so far.

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

If I was there, I'd be starting "YES COACH" chants all night long

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

I thought that was our 3rd favorite pastime??? We really need a better system to list our pastimes.

Nah man, it's time for another edition of "Who would you do?: Dancepak edition"! Orlando Magic's dancepak is up:

MAGIC: 2011-12 Orlando Magic Dancers

I want to say Katie. I frickin love blondes, but that's only after one round of looking. To be continued...

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

I'd actually watch a Matty D/ and Jack talk show. It'd probably get pretty good ratings.

 

[CarlWinslow]

ok im gonna take lyndsay cause she look like a poor mans(womans) heidi klum and quite frankly gizelle didnt excite me so much when i clicked on her photos

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

Wow, our offense really is piss poor

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

Casey's probably yelling at the ref to say that was Burger's fault. Any excuse he can get to put him back in the dog house

 

[CarlWinslow]

oh yeah and jazmin looks like sprayless

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

ok im gonna take lyndsay cause she look like a poor mans(womans) heidi klum and quite frankly gizelle didnt excite me so much when i clicked on her photos

Some of these chicks' look deceivingly decent and then you check the close up and you're like 'AHHH!'

 

[CarlWinslow]

screw it, im changing my vote to jessica



or maybe sprayless

 

[CarlWinslow]

Some of these chicks' look deceivingly decent and then you check the close up and you're like 'AHHH!'

yup, too much tan too , bunch of rautins

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

ok im gonna take lyndsay cause she look like a poor mans(womans) heidi klum and quite frankly gizelle didnt excite me so much when i clicked on her photos

Lyndsay has a nice bod man, she's like the truck stop Heidi Klum...

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

yup, too much tan too , bunch of rautins

I'm thoroughly disappointed. I thought Orlando had better things to offer

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

Check out Kendra. Profile looks hot. Click in and she looks like she's 40

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

And Gizelle looks like the truck stop Shannon Elizabeth. Don't believe me?

Gizelle:

Shannon E:

 

[CarlWinslow]

I'm thoroughly disappointed. I thought Orlando had better things to offer

was more disapointed with toronto though, big population plus wealth and diversity should come up with some exotic beauties

but nooo, as disapointing as a derozan dunk

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

leannnnnnddddddddddrrrrrrrrrrroooooooo, ariba!

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

DeRozan's lazy layup count - 7

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

was more disapointed with toronto though, big population plus wealth and diversity should come up with some exotic beauties

but nooo, as disapointing as a derozan dunk

We've had some good years, 2012 is not one of them. This year's was painful to look at