MLB Daily Thread: juiced balls?

[SlinkyRedfoot]

What, you want strokes? Forget you, pal!

Plus, I gotta wear this Moxie skin for a week anyway.

Cry me a river. I'll be in this or some Phillies bullshit until the 21st. Then I'll probably be in some Tigers crap for seven days and some kind of Kansas City faggotry for the seven after that.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I was traveling two days last week and I'm traveling tomorrow through Saturday, so I said I'd wear the avis a little longer because I wouldn't be posting as much.

After these two, I don't think I'm going to offer that anymore. The Indians aren't good enough for me to be paying out a week+ on series losses.

 

[Villain]

I think Hammer is implying that Stanton's bats are juiced

I know I just wanted him to dig himself a "I root for people to be dirty and fail because I'm a crotchety old man with arthritis" hole.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I know I just wanted him to dig himself a "I root for people to be dirty and fail because I'm a crotchety old man with arthritis" hole.

I'm rooting for Stanton to fail because I traded him away in a keeper league because I hold his durability in serious question.

 

[obxyankeefan]

When did Moxie become a Yankees fan? That is a Yankees hat in Hu's Avi.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

When did Moxie become a Yankees fan? That is a Yankees hat in Hu's Avi.

That's an Uncle Sam hat, you traitorous fuck.

 

[Tai Chi≈Surfing]

 

[obxyankeefan]

That's an Uncle Sam hat, you traitorous fuck.

Which is what the Yankees use in their alt logo.

And yes my great *4 uncle was a confederate General, but his brother in law was US Grant.

 

[bravesfan]

I'm rooting for Stanton to fail because I traded him away in a keeper league because I hold his durability in serious question.

He will win the triple crown because you did that

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

He will win the triple crown because you did that

Yeah. From your lips to God's butthole.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

I know I just wanted him to dig himself a "I root for people to be dirty and fail because I'm a crotchety old man with arthritis" hole.

Wow, I'm shocked...Hammer has arthritis?

 

[Villain]

Wow, I'm shocked...Hammer has arthritis?

Everyone does eventually.

Even this guy:

 

[moxie]

@Huwaryu_in_exile Yeah but your double reverse behind the back over the top psychology helped the mets win

Don't be a fag and ruin the only fun I'll have all week.

 

[bravesfan]

Don't be a fag and ruin the only fun I'll have all week.

According to slinky I am gay for god, I don't know how to feel about that

 

[bravesfan]

Yeah. From your lips to God's butthole.

What does that even mean?!?!?

 

[moxie]

According to slinky I am gay for god, I don't know how to feel about that

What does that even mean?!?!?

In all fairness, slinky's god is probably a woman, so there's that. Just hope she keeps her butthole tidy.

 

[Tai Chi≈Surfing]

Mets go b2b2b in the bottom of the 1st...WOW!!!

A captain solo smash...Cespedes a 2 run bomb...and the Duda w/ a solo blast...

Amazin's lead it 4-0.

 

[apachef4]

Mets go b2b2b in the bottom of the 1st...WOW!!!

A captain solo smash...Cespedes a 2 run bomb...and the Duda w/ a solo blast...

Amazin's lead it 4-0.

 

[Tai Chi≈Surfing]

b-b-busted

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Don't be a fag and ruin the only fun I'll have all week.

Awwww...does thumbody need thum ithe cweam??

Wet's turn dat fwown...upside down!