JPP's hand is worse than I thought

[The Derski]

 

[CCF151]

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Looks like he started out there...

 

[{+}Mother-Marge{+}]

.....looks like somebody forgot to tell him = DON'T light an M-80 in your hand....!?

 

[{+}Mother-Marge{+}]

....hopefully ......somebody can make him a special "mitt" to fit/fill-in the missing pieces...!?

 

[Rock Strongo]

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LOL

way to be, fucktard. dont hold lit fireworks.

 

[boltfan72]

That should cut down on his holding and facemask penalties.

 

[Rock Strongo]

 

[MISKO]

dont look like he will be giving any high five's with that hand ever again

 

[Texas Jefe]

Kids, be careful with fireworks!

Hey kids, dont do that! You could lose a finger, part of another finger and half your thumb!

Caution: Do not hold the fireworks! Set it on the ground, light the fuse and back away!

 

[Texas Jefe]

I make fun, but we did some stupid shit as kids (of course, JPP is an adult, so there's that).

In high school, one night during drinking and smoking, we decided to have a bottle rocket war between two cars, with about four of us in each car. Driving in a nice neighborhood on the edge of town, my friend asked me to drive his car, because he was wasted and I was always the 'voice of reason' type in these situations...

The other car was facing us, about a block away, and they turned off their lights...guys in our car told me to do the same...we thus had two cars charging each other, in the dark, with no head lights on.

Bottle rockets flying every which way, I turned the wheel to avoid a head on crash at the last second...and ran full speed straight into a parked car...

My friend told the Tex DPS officer he was driving (because he thought he'd get killed by his old man for letting someone else drive the car) and that a 'big white dog ran right in front of the car and he swerved to miss it."

A lady at the house who owned the smashed parked car said, " Oh that damned dog! He's always running loose down the middle of the street."

 

[NEhomer]

dont look like he will be giving any high five's with that hand ever again

"Awesome play, gimme a high three!"

 

[MISKO]

"Awesome play, gimme a high three!"

is that high 3 like that kids drink Hi-C...

 

[Balljim55]

Has he learned to pick with his left hand?

 

[Edonidd]

Speaking of both being a retard and not signing the franchise tag... WTF is going on with that?

As far as I know, once a team designates you for the franchise tag, and a certain date in June passes, the team can no longer offer any other long term contract. Correct? On top of that, the franchise tag fully guarantees your salary for the entire year once you sign it. Whether you can play or not doesn't matter, it's fully guaranteed. However to also prorated, so if he signs after 2 games he'llonly get 14/16 of that set amount.

To me it looks like he went full retard with the fireworks and just hasn't stopped yet. Maybe he's stuck in full retard? He's literally giving away millions of dollars for no reason at all.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Hands down, that's pretty bad.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Something's wrong. I can't put a finger on it.

 

[Edonidd]

Has he learned to pick with his left hand?
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Picking is easy. Now wiping, that takes whole body coordination with the lean and twist and reach and everything. Plus you gotta go in blind, can't see what you're doing up and under. And you gotta hit your mark on the first try, if you're slightly off center you can't just correct your flight path like with a nose pick, you have to start all over from scratch.

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

Oops.....I just duplicated this here thread.

My bad.

 

[jarntt]

He's an NFL player under the franchise tag. He doesn't need his hands for quite a long time.

Not yet he's not

 

[Harry Seaword]

Speaking of both being a retard and not signing the franchise tag...

How is he supposed to sign the franchise tag? Put the pen in his mouth?