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yeah, I miss the days when not only was it not frowned upon to give your secretary a pat on the ass, it was generally encouraged.
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yeah, I miss the days when not only was it not frowned upon to give your secretary a pat on the ass, it was generally encouraged.
yeah, I miss the days when not only was it not frowned upon to give your secretary a pat on the ass, it was generally encouraged.
yeah, I miss the days when not only was it not frowned upon to give your secretary a pat on the ass, it was generally encouraged.
no shit. who wants an "executive assistant" named Kyle!I miss the good old days when you had secretaries
man, I wouldn't even know where or how to begin that one. I'd probably end up in HR my damn self.And here's me, who recently had to have a conversation with a female employee about whether the nipple clamps that were found in a desk she recently vacated were hers.
They were not, by the way. Person who was to move into the desk put them there so his wife wouldn't find them and spoil Valentine's Day.
My job is very strange
man, I wouldn't even know where or how to begin that one. I'd probably end up in HR my damn self.
not even the weirdest thing that's happened? man, you job sound way more fun than mineWell, considering it was HR who asked me to help them figure it out...
She recently transferred to another department, closely aligned to mine (I do forensic investigations). They decided to move a guy into her old desk, and as someone was checking it out, found them. They called HR and me. After a lot of laughing, we decided to go ask. She vehemently denied it (as in - no way she was acting). Then we decided to ask everyone in the old area, starting with the guy who was going to get the desk as he had already started to move stuff over. Straight up said yeah. His.
Not the weirdest thing that's happened at work, actually. Not by a long shot.
not even the weirdest thing that's happened? man, you job sound way more fun than mine
He probably paid her a compliment on her looks.Can't hardly talk no more
Same people who changed the Raptors cheerleaders to have guys.no shit. who wants an "executive assistant" named Kyle!
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