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Its the Red River Shoot Out

Innermind

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Fuck this game... instead of watching that shit...


Imma gonna be flippin' the channel between:

Maryland at Michigan
Northwestern at Michigan State
Illinois at Rutgers

because the Great Lakes....

are fuckin' great!

And all eight states that border at least one Great Lake are great (except for Ohio, that state sucks). And Maryland, New Jersey, Iowa, and Nebraska suck too...

...because they don't border a Great Fuckin' Lake.


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So take that Red River, and flush it down the toilet.






Yeah....



....me drank.


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Fuck this game... instead of watching that shit...


Imma gonna be flippin' the channel between:

Maryland at Michigan
Northwestern at Michigan State
Illinois at Rutgers

because the Great Lakes....

are fuckin' great!

And all eight states that border at least one Great Lake are great (except for Ohio, that state sucks). And Maryland, New Jersey, Iowa, and Nebraska suck too...

...because they don't border a Great Fuckin' Lake.


Great-Lakes-Sticker__73991.1466302683.500.500.jpg





So take that Red River, and flush it down the toilet.






Yeah....



....me drank.


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Why are barns always burning down up there? You fuckers and your pyro obsessions always lighting shit on fire.
 

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Is there a reason this game is so early in the season? ... I thought really hated rivals were saved for the week of the regular season.
We played the aggots during rivalry week, but they pussed out of the B12 South cuz they couldn’t hack it.
 

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I'm not the typical OU fan. I'm a fucking raging lunatic that would run your faggot Prius driving ass off the road with my big ass SUV diehard OU fan.

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Fuck this game... instead of watching that shit...


Imma gonna be flippin' the channel between:

Maryland at Michigan
Northwestern at Michigan State
Illinois at Rutgers

because the Great Lakes....

are fuckin' great!

And all eight states that border at least one Great Lake are great (except for Ohio, that state sucks). And Maryland, New Jersey, Iowa, and Nebraska suck too...

...because they don't border a Great Fuckin' Lake.


Great-Lakes-Sticker__73991.1466302683.500.500.jpg





So take that Red River, and flush it down the toilet.






Yeah....



....me drank.


source.gif


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I've seen to many strange games to feel comfortable.
There's no reason to believe that Texas has it's shit together, really, but it doesn't really matter in this game.

Hope it isn't raining hard.

Charlie beating ou was strange indeed.
 

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The fact that this is an 11am local time game tells you all you need to know about how nationally relevant this rivalry really is.
 

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The fact that this is an 11am local time game tells you all you need to know about how nationally relevant this rivalry really is.


There are only 2 start times available for this game.
11:00 am and 2:30 pm due to the City of Dallas mandating that this game must be concluded before sundown. That's why there is never a night game.

The 11:00 am time slot is the preferred kick-off time because there is a lot less trouble when done earlier.

It has absolutely nothing to do with "relevant", as you put it.
But if you are more than just a casual fan of CFB, you would know that all ready.
 

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There are only 2 start times available for this game.
11:00 am and 2:30 pm due to the City of Dallas mandating that this game must be concluded before sundown. That's why there is never a night game.

The 11:00 am time slot is the preferred kick-off time because there is a lot less trouble when done earlier.

It has absolutely nothing to do with "relevant", as you put it.
But if you are more than just a casual fan of CFB, you would know that all ready.
I’m sure that’s the case. Even Madison sometimes wants games played at 3:30pm and not 7pm when there have been issues in the past. But no big game kicks off at 11am.
 

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The fact that this is an 11am local time game tells you all you need to know about how nationally relevant this rivalry really is.
It’s that early as to get all the Shiner Bock swilling, die-hard, impassioned fans out of the area before nightfall with an eye to avoiding such a colossal fight that it would shake the foundations of cfb, America, and everything you hold dear.

Also, your mama.
 

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It’s that early as to get all the Shiner Bock swilling, die-hard, impassioned fans out of the area before nightfall with an eye to avoiding such a colossal fight that it would shake the foundations of cfb, America, and everything you hold dear.

Also, your mama.


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I'm not the typical OU fan. I'm a fucking raging lunatic that would run your faggot Prius driving ass off the road with my big ass SUV diehard OU fan.

Ewwwwww......internet tough guy.!!!!.....prolly loves Mai Tai's and taking long walks on the beach while holding his boyfriends hand...Only steers 'n queers come from Oklahomeo faggot....:D
 

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Is the Horns & Sooners playing this week? Someone should have started a thread or 10 this week. :crazy:
 
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