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Is Toews Next To Get A Concussion?

IPostedWhat

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Right now he has 34 points, which is 3rd in the League, and only 2 behind Kessel. He also has 18 goals so far this Season, which is 2nd in the League with Kessel, and 1 behind Michalek, who has 19.

He better check under his bed at night for Kessel, or he's going to be the next victim on the list.


And no, I'm not hoping or wishing that Toews suffers a concussion or anything, or that I'm trying to make light of a serious issue right now in the NHL. I'm not that big of a scumbag. I'm not Elo for fuck's sake. :dhd:
 

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My money's on Stamkos. He's too marketable to not be on board.
 

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Well, the virus (that's what causes them right? The pussification virus?) is due to spread West at some point.
 

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I've had a concussion before when I was a teenager, it sucks.

I was in the back seat of a car that got into an accident, and I fell out the door, but was sill half in the car.

I think I tried to hold on to the door, and opened it when I was being jerked around? I fell out backwards and bounced my head off the road. Then I was dragged on my back for about 100 yards or so before the car stopped.

The cops thought I was on drugs, and didn't know I had a concussion, along with other things from the accident. I guess they were being assholes and wanted to take me with them instead of my friends getting me to a hospital?

All I know is that I remembered everything right before the accident, and then sitting in a hospital bed with people just looking at me. I lost about an hour of memory, it was weird. I felt like Scott Bakula in Quantum Leap.

Concussions are no joke.
 

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He was infected by that dirty **** on your team.

Which one?

To redirect, we've played a lot of games against Eric Lindros. Let's trace this thing to the source.
 

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I had one very, very young. 7 or 8? Wasn't sport related either, I think I fell off monkey bars while hanging upside down. Gained consciousness in the hospital. I just remember being slightly dizzy at first and then periodically getting woozy for like 2 days. Then it was gone, never dealt with anything since. And I have taken some nasty hits. But I think falling on your head, with your head 4 feet from the ground is a little worse then body contact. Lucky I didnt break my neck now that I look back.

IPW your lucky as well, lol. Being dragged hanging out of a car, jesus christ.
 

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Which one?

To redirect, we've played a lot of games against Eric Lindros. Let's trace this thing to the source.

This could actually be kinda fun. :lever:
 

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I've had a concussion before when I was a teenager, it sucks.

I was in the back seat of a car that got into an accident, and I fell out the door, but was sill half in the car.

I think I tried to hold on to the door, and opened it when I was being jerked around? I fell out backwards and bounced my head off the road. Then I was dragged on my back for about 100 yards or so before the car stopped.

The cops thought I was on drugs, and didn't know I had a concussion, along with other things from the accident. I guess they were being assholes and wanted to take me with them instead of my friends getting me to a hospital?

All I know is that I remembered everything right before the accident, and then sitting in a hospital bed with people just looking at me. I lost about an hour of memory, it was weird. I felt like Scott Bakula in Quantum Leap.

Concussions are no joke.

Ah, mine was a skiing related injury. Went off a jump, landed on a patch of ice, smacked my head on the ground. When I came to my buddy that was a good 30 seconds behind me was now halfway down the mountain. I don't remember a whole lot from that night except that I was really nauseous afterwards. Took a few days to feel even remotely normal.
 

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This would be exactly what my fantasy team doesn't need.

Have both Giroux and Michalek.

Not looking good for me this week.
 

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This would be exactly what my fantasy team doesn't need.

Have both Giroux and Michalek.

Not looking good for me this week.

Mine has Crosby, Letang, Pronger, St. Louis, Goligoski and Visnovsky. Vis and Go-go just got back, but you can see where my season has gone.
 

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I think I fell off monkey bars while hanging upside down.

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lol, I even named the pic, "UpSlyDown."
 

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lol, I logged in from my phone to view. Funny shit.
 

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Reppeth was giveth. If that even makes sense... Too much gladiator movies.
 

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Sly if Toews gets a concussion im hunting you down :)
 
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