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LOL I think we had jokes for every branch ...

Air Force caught shit from everyone


Yea.. but apparently I have to forget all my Army jokes as my youngest leaves for Army boot camp next month.
 

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LOL.. Nice nice. But you know what they say.. Inside every sailor, is another sailor just about to cum. :suds:

HAHAHAHAA nice one .. hadn't heard that one.
 

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Yea.. but apparently I have to forget all my Army jokes as my youngest leaves for Army boot camp next month.

I done forgot soo many .... I got out over a decade ago ... Damn I'm getting old
 

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I did my 6 and 2 in reserves and was done
 

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I did my 6 and 2 in reserves and was done


I did six and four, but when the knee finally gave out, and the back followed shortly after, I had to grow up and act like a big boy.
 

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LOL.. Nice nice. But you know what they say.. Inside every sailor, is another sailor just about to cum. :suds:

That only applies to Submariners , 100 men go down, 50 couples cum up...:censored:

BTW Jar heads are the Navy's foot soldiers :usa2:
 

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Why do Sailors get tatoos on their backs?













So a Marine has something to read in the shower.
 

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That only applies to Submariners , 100 men go down, 50 couples cum up...:censored:

BTW Jar heads are the Navy's foot soldiers :usa2:


And the Navy is not much more than the Marine Corps
Chauffeur. :rollseyes:
 

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I did six and four, but when the knee finally gave out, and the back followed shortly after, I had to grow up and act like a big boy.

I got my ex pregnant ... Wanted to see my kid grow up ... No regrets....
 

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God made the world, he had a few shitty pieces left over and wasnt sure what to do with them. But some Marine corps general stepped up and said, I will take Paris Island, Gitmo Bay, and Camp LeJuene SC if you dont mind lord. Plus all the sand fleas you can spare.
 

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I got my ex pregnant ... Wanted to see my kid grow up ... No regrets....



LOL.. I think I got the short end. I got married Jan 10th 2001, George Bush Declared war on Jan 15th 2001, and I shipped out Jan 20th 2001. Found out my wife was pregnant during the first taking of Kuwait City in April 200.
 

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I saw quite a bit of coverage on the Pats and Redskins.
 

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Clinton killed us ...

Don't get me wrong ... I haven't liked a president since Clinton.. Not Bush or Obama

Clinton made so many military cutbacks ... I thought it was unreal... Then Bush jumped in and really fucked over everyone. My understanding of it now is combat vets have to pay part medical..... unfucking real
 

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Wasn't it the navy that left a classified Helo at the compound? :doh:

nope they rigged it and blew that bitch up

might have been a hull left

Navy will do that even with a sinking ship
 

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errr wasn't it NAVY that got Bin Ladin?:lol:


Like a good little hunter group, you had the Marines chase the fox into the hole, then ya shot him. LOL
 

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Like a good little hunter group, you had the Marines chase the fox into the hole, then ya shot him. LOL

LOL I think we should take this to the other post ... not trying to get banned :P ... LOL good convo though

remind us again ... who carried out shock and awe?
 

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And the Navy is not much more than the Marine Corps
Chauffeur. :rollseyes:

I concur, Marines eat, sleep, hang out in berthing watching tv, and last but not least stop by medical to get the
pussy patch..:laugh3:
 

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I concur, Marines eat, sleep, hang out in berthing watching tv, and last but not least stop by medical to get the
pussy patch..:laugh3:


Totally agree. But in a fight, would you rather have one Marine Private or six Navy Officers backing you up?? :whistle:
 
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