I was almost saved

[forty_three]

So, the Columbus Dispatch, showing all the business acumen of sea kelp, has decided that they are a subscription only service. I thought I was free of Twatwaffle forever, because I am no more likely to pay for news than I am to listen to J-Lo or Diddy.


But alas, BlueJacketsextra.com is still free.

 

[SLY]

Twatwaffle, lol. I like that word.

Rep.

 

[banditshcky11]

Twatwaffle, lol. I like that word.

Rep.

hahaha I have to find a way to work that into my vocabulary.

 

[mattola]

Gary Bettman is a Twatwaffle

 

[forty_three]

One thing is for sure. This board loves their twatwaffles.

 

[SLY]

Goes great with maple syrup.

 

[higgyfan4]

 

[SLY]

 

[pixburgher66]

Twatwaffles are plentiful in the Air Canada Center.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Twatwaffles are plentiful in the Air Canada Center.

We usually just call them "Leafs Fans".

 

[pixburgher66]

We usually just call them "Leafs Fans".

Here comes the pitch...and he takes it to deeeeep left field! Going, going, going, GONE!

Nice job with the lob I threw in there, hahaha

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Here comes the pitch...and he takes it to deeeeep left field! Going, going, going, GONE!

Nice job with the lob I threw in there, hahaha

Next time put some heat on it!

 

[dash]

One thing is for sure. This board loves their twatwaffles.

But only to a certain extent (we sent one packing a couple of months ago).

 

[pixburgher66]

Next time put some heat on it!

Okay, lemme see if I can do this. Um. Your Mom is a twatwaffle?

 

[KennyBanyeah]

But only to a certain extent (we sent one packing a couple of months ago).

Wasn't actually two or three people?











Just one IP addy.

 

[dash]

Wasn't actually two or three people?











Just one IP addy.

Just call it Sybil (covers all possibilities)

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Okay, lemme see if I can do this. Um. Your Mom is a twatwaffle?

Don't you dare call my mom a Leafs fan...

 

[pixburgher66]

Don't you dare call my mom a Leafs fan...

Rep owed! Hahaha

 

[blindbaby]

Okay, lemme see if I can do this. Um. Your Mom is a twatwaffle?

Don't you dare call my mom a Leafs fan...

What a bunch of crepe.

 

[Vadered]

So, the Columbus Dispatch, showing all the business acumen of sea kelp, has decided that they are a subscription only service. I thought I was free of Twatwaffle forever, because I am no more likely to pay for news than I am to listen to J-Lo or Diddy.


But alas, BlueJacketsextra.com is still free.

You know that site that lists a bunch of other unfortunately named sites? Yeah, pretty sure BlueJacketSEXtra.com should be on there.

Edit: Somebody, come along and photoshop a Columbus player onto a cute lady's body, please. It will make this joke better.