DICKS PUSSIES AND ASSHOLES! by Gary Johnston. TAWP
We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!
This thread never gets old......living in chicago i think cutlers up there with my most hated athletes along with lebron, even tho i stopped watching NBA, and kevin youkilis. During football season i have to see his poutty face all day on tv and in the papers. As soon as the bears and him part ways, watch how all the bears fans will say "i never liked him anyways". I can honestly say, if somehow, someway he became the lions QB, i just wouldnt be able to root for him. He is so lame! At least with lebron,your team has a chance to win.....with cutler, all hes good for is handing out blame..