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bamagrad75

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Move these low attempt threads to the OT or toilet bowl IMO.

Its boring now.

Bring something unique to the troll game guys come on.

Quiet. I've picked up 3 new recipes to fix the in-laws. Bitch Lasagna, Pecker Pasta & Asshole Alfredo.
 

TheDayMan

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@Omar 382

Get in here and rap battle this bitch.
 
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Alright kiddos , I'm not bored anymore. Going back to headquarters. Hope you liked your lasagna BITCHES
 

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What the f*** did you just f****** say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f*** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're f****** dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're f****** dead, kiddo.
That's my thing, you don't know how to do it.

Fucking retard.
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ON EDIT: ah, there it is Urban Dictionary: Navy Seal copypasta
 

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And as we say in Lasagna Land, "que pasta?".
 

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This thread is gayer than all of Oregon's uniform combinations.

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I think some of the rivals guys are still taking the ratings a little too seriously. You guys get that you don’t actually get anything for them, yeah?
 
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