I plan to take my talents to the University of....

[4down20]

I just got back from the grocery store and I bought stuff to make lasagna. True story.

I hope the sauce ain't this weak.

 

[4down20]

What the f*** did you just f****** say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f*** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're f****** dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're f****** dead, kiddo.

That's my thing, you don't know how to do it.

Fucking retard.

 

[Bandwagonbo2]

This guy ain’t Tupac.

You sure? That rap was pretty dead sounding to me.

 

[bamagrad75]

He's obviously Jerked, errr, Jacked AF

 

[Autzen_Rocks]

That's my thing, you don't know how to do it.

Fucking retard.

Bitch Lasagna

 

[bamagrad75]

Asshole Alfredo

 

[Proud_Okie]

That's neat. Now why don't you go outside and play hide-and-go-fuck-yourself.

 

[Autzen_Rocks]

That's neat. Now why don't you go outside and play hide-and-go-fuck-yourself.

Sounds like a good warmup before I lasagna all over your momma AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

[bamagrad75]

Sounds like a good warmup before I lasagna all over your bitch AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

More like you are Alfredo-ing all over yourself.

 

[corn train]

What the f*** did you just f****** say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f*** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're f****** dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're f****** dead, kiddo.

That’s why double rainbow now you see

**tldnr - double rainbow

 

[Guy Incognito]

OP molests collies.

 

[MizzouFalcon]

This thread is the equivalent of that Auburn vs Mississippi State game that ended 3-2.

 

[RTider77]

Asshole Alfredo

Pecker Pasta?

 

[Bandwagonbo2]

Awe, he likes rainbows. Poor wittle feller done got triggered and cant defend himself without emoji's.

 

[Proud_Okie]

More like you are Alfredo-ing all over yourself.

I wonder what his body fat % is...

 

[bamagrad75]

I wonder what his body fat % is...

Don't know but brain cell count down to single digits

Asshole Alfredo!

 

[Tortilla Launcher]

Move these low attempt threads to the OT or toilet bowl IMO.

Its boring now.

Bring something unique to the troll game guys come on.

 

[TechRaiderRider]

as the newest village idiot,
i feel like i've moved up a spot or two -

 

[CouchOnFire]

Just like you, he can have two, soo....bitch lasagna

Tell me of your time in AZ...

 

[Autzen_Rocks]

Tell me of your time in AZ...

Are we getting personal in here? I'll lasagna all over you. Your soundoff time might end tonight to some. ..

"Bitch Lasagna"