"Hungry Dogs Run Faster"

[Sparhawk]

Nationals have the Cy Young winner for 2017. I am sure they would rather have that than a WS.

How many fans are going to jump on our bandwagon with the hungry dog theme for their own teams?
It will be interesting to see how this plays out.

Speaking of which, is it even remotely possible for Eagles fans to travel well to the draft in Dallas?
I mean, it has to be Dawkins that announces that with the last pick in the first round, your Super Bowl Champion Philadelphia Eagles select...

Wait, scratch that. Jason Kelce should announce it. In full Mummers costume.

 

[ill]

How many fans are going to jump on our bandwagon with the hungry dog theme for their own teams?
It will be interesting to see how this plays out.

Speaking of which, is it even remotely possible for Eagles fans to travel well to the draft in Dallas?
I mean, it has to be Dawkins that announces that with the last pick in the first round, your Super Bowl Champion Philadelphia Eagles select...

Wait, scratch that. Jason Kelce should announce it. In full Mummers costume.

I feel bad that he stole a song from the Philadelphia Union without giving them credit. The Sons of Ben sing that song.

 

[Guy Incognito]

How many fans are going to jump on our bandwagon with the hungry dog theme for their own teams?
It will be interesting to see how this plays out.

Speaking of which, is it even remotely possible for Eagles fans to travel well to the draft in Dallas?
I mean, it has to be Dawkins that announces that with the last pick in the first round, your Super Bowl Champion Philadelphia Eagles select...

Wait, scratch that. Jason Kelce should announce it. In full Mummers costume.

The draft being in Dallas is an added layer of sweetness to this title.

I hope we get to hang the banner with them on the visitors' sideline, too. They should be able to see what it looks like for someone to hoist a Super Bowl banner.

 

[handicappers]

6 TD and 6 INT without Zeke.
Had to literally scratch out a win against the Eagles 2nd and 3rd stringers.
Now that he's been figured out, he has already hit his ceiling and you're not even at the roof of the first floor.
Nick Foles looks down six stories up and is not impressed.

Try again.

wrong again asshat, Nick Foles LOST to the Cowboys. Couldn't even get on the scoreboard. Both teams finished the season with a win, but only one team has a healthy franchise QB.

 

[handicappers]

The draft being in Dallas is an added layer of sweetness to this title.

I hope we get to hang the banner with them on the visitors' sideline, too. They should be able to see what it looks like for someone to hoist a Super Bowl banner.

hahahahaha, they have 5 banners.

Derp

Finally contributing to the NFC East historical supremacy in the Super Bowl

 

[Sparhawk]

wrong again asshat, Nick Foles LOST to the Cowboys. Couldn't even get on the scoreboard. Both teams finished the season with a win, but only one team has a healthy franchise QB.

I could cry that he didn't play the whole game, but then that would sound just like you being so salty about not being able to overcome injuries during the regular season. Boo hoo!!!

Your entire premise is based on Game 17 that literally meant nothing to us.
Good job on that.

Fortunately, we have two franchise QBs.
Foles>Dak

 

[Sparhawk]

hahahahaha, they have 5 banners.

Derp

Finally contributing to the NFC East historical supremacy in the Super Bowl

Dust in the wind.

All we are collecting is duuuust in the wiiiiiinnndddddd.....

 

[ill]

wrong again asshat, Nick Foles LOST to the Cowboys. Couldn't even get on the scoreboard. Both teams finished the season with a win, but only one team has a healthy franchise QB.

do you remember what a playoff win feels like?

Do you want us to tell you?

we can also remind you what a Super Bowl championship feels like. It's been so long for you I am sure you have forgotten.

 

[handicappers]

I could cry that he didn't play the whole game, but then that would sound just like you being so salty about not being able to overcome injuries during the regular season. Boo hoo!!!

Your entire premise is based on Game 17 that literally meant nothing to us.
Good job on that.

Fortunately, we have two franchise QBs.
Foles>Dak

hahahaha, you brought it up, got schooled and now you're crying about "he didn't play the whole game"

lol, you're an easy target....so full of derp it's oozing out of your herpa derp

 

[handicappers]

Dust in the wind.

All we are collecting is duuuust in the wiiiiiinnndddddd.....

5 > 1 Cowboys win
4 > 1 Giants win too
3 > 1 Redskins are poo and they're still more successful

DERRRRRRRRRRRpppp

 

[handicappers]

do you remember what a playoff win feels like?

Do you want us to tell you?

we can also remind you what a Super Bowl championship feels like. It's been so long for you I am sure you have forgotten.

I've seen all five SB wins, was at an NBA finals game the year Mavs won, saw 6 world series games for the Rangers and 2 stanley cup games

Trust me, I've seen it all in what is arguably the best sports state in our country.

 

[Sparhawk]

hahahaha, you brought it up, got schooled and now you're crying about "he didn't play the whole game"

lol, you're an easy target....so full of derp it's oozing out of your herpa derp

Reading comprehension can be your friend.
When you don't understand when we mock you, you derp.
I'll be happy to educate you on the finer intracacies of trolling.

So far, you're failing.
But, I believe in you.
Someday, you could be a below average troll.

 

[Sparhawk]

5 > 1 Cowboys win
4 > 1 Giants win too
3 > 1 Redskins are poo and they're still more successful

DERRRRRRRRRRRpppp

Duuuuust in the wiiinnnndddddd.....

 

[Sparhawk]

I've seen all five SB wins, was at an NBA finals game the year Mavs won, saw 6 world series games for the Rangers and 2 stanley cup games

Trust me, I've seen it all in what is arguably the best sports state in our country.

Wow! Full triggered mode.
I've derped this. I've derped that.
Trust me! I derpalot!

What a tool.

 

[ill]

I've seen all five SB wins, was at an NBA finals game the year Mavs won, saw 6 world series games for the Rangers and 2 stanley cup games

Trust me, I've seen it all in what is arguably the best sports state in our country.

who cares?

 

[Sparhawk]

The weekend beckons!
Farewell, Ser Derpalot!!!

You amuse me.

Philly Philly!

 

[handicappers]

who cares?

spoogehawk does...he brought it up. not my fault the answer doesn't fit your narrative

The weekend beckons!
Farewell, Ser Derpalot!!!

You amuse me.

Philly Philly!

another one running off in defeat.

 

[handicappers]

Reading comprehension can be your friend.
When you don't understand when we mock you, you derp.
I'll be happy to educate you on the finer intracacies of trolling.

So far, you're failing.
But, I believe in you.
Someday, you could be a below average troll.

right, i need trolling tips from a low level derpa derp troll

no thanks

 

[ill]

spoogehawk does...he brought it up. not my fault the answer doesn't fit your narrative





another one running off in defeat.

we won the only thing that matters

 

[boogiewithstu2007]

That's what it's all about, all the money and contracts and business aspect of the game is pushed aside with the passion of true fans that love there city and team... great speech....