"Hungry Dogs Run Faster"

[jarntt]

the fuck are you talking about? get out of here with that drama

Go fuck your sister in the ass again dipshit

 

[Sparhawk]

ahh, so it is a gay pride philly thing. Mummer....hahahaha Kelce gave everyone a Mummer

Well, somebody is preoccupied with homosexuality.
It's the only thing you've posted about on this thread...

Ladies and gentlemen, Ser Derpalot!

 

[Sparhawk]

the fuck are you talking about? get out of here with that drama

Salty is as salty does....

 

[handicappers]

hahahahaha

the ole Philly Mummer...every fan gets one from Kelce.

bwwwahahahahahaha Ladies and Gents....the Philly Mummer

 

[ill]

Salty is as salty does....

bunch of clown trolls rolling through here who are jelly of the Eagles' success

 

[handicappers]

lol, I've got snot bubbles from laughing so hard...

an actual gay pride parade called the Philly Mummer...that's freaking golden, Pony Boy

 

[Guy Incognito]

bunch of clown trolls rolling through here who are jelly of the Eagles' success

One of the best bonuses of winning a Super Bowl is that now all these dipshit Cowboys fans whose default response was "loleaglesnosuperbowls" have to go back to the drawing board.

The next few months won't be pretty for them.

 

[ill]

oh they can fall back on "Eagles only have 1 ring" or some shit like our Lombardi looking lonely in our trophy case.

All this is weak as hell.

WFC

 

[Sparhawk]

I'm going to troll the Super Bowl champs with weakness and jealousy, with just a touch of latent homosexuality - said nobody ever... wait, no, it's Ser Derpalot!!!

 

[handicappers]

One of the best bonuses of winning a Super Bowl is that now all these dipshit Cowboys fans whose default response was "loleaglesnosuperbowls" have to go back to the drawing board.

The next few months won't be pretty for them.

ahhhh, the NFC East little baby brother finally reached puberty. Let us know when you reach 5

hahahaha BOOM

 

[handicappers]

"hey, let's do something really cool for the SB parade...I'll wear one of those gay Jeannie outfits they wear at the Mummer pride parade and derp it up on national TV"

Jason Kelce...Dr. Derpenstein

 

[Guy Incognito]

ahhhh, the NFC East little baby brother finally reached puberty. Let us know when you reach 5

hahahaha BOOM

Let me know when Dak Prescott wins a playoff game.

 

[Sparhawk]

ahhhh, the NFC East little baby brother finally reached puberty. Let us know when you reach 5

hahahaha BOOM

Let us know when you have any original material to bring...

 

[handicappers]

Let me know when Dak Prescott wins a playoff game.

ok, and you let me know when Carson Wentz wins a playoff game.

 

[Guy Incognito]

ok, and you let me know when Carson Wentz wins a playoff game.

Will do.

Meanwhile, Carson's going to get fitted for a Super Bowl ring.

 

[Sparhawk]

"hey, let's do something really cool for the SB parade...I'll wear one of those gay Jeannie outfits they wear at the Mummer pride parade and derp it up on national TV"

Jason Kelce...Dr. Derpenstein

"hey, let's do something really cool on an anonymous message board...I'll troll them with unoriginal material because my jimmies are rustled and I'm jealous, but maybe I can make one of them try to ban me" - Ser Derpalot

 

[handicappers]

Will do.

Meanwhile, Carson's going to get fitted for a Super Bowl ring.

Cool, he didn't win a playoff game tho. Sure did give up a lot to get a broken first round QB. What was it, 5 or 6 picks?

 

[mannyz]

Let me know when Dak Prescott wins a playoff game.

Better yet, let me know when Dak Prescott becomes a real NFL QB and not a hand off machine.

 

[Sparhawk]

Cool, he didn't win a playoff game tho. Sure did give up a lot to get a broken first round QB. What was it, 5 or 6 picks?

TTP

 

[Guy Incognito]

Cool, he didn't win a playoff game tho. Sure did give up a lot to get a broken first round QB. What was it, 5 or 6 picks?

You might want to sit the next couple plays out, dude. This is bad, bad trolling.