Monday Night Football: Houston Tejans at Dallas Cowgirls 8:15 EST on ESPN

[Used 2 B Hu]

Why is Jason Kelce dressed like Smokey the Bare?

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Battle for Texas...

And i'd think this one goes to Houston, but we'll see...

ROLLERBALL!

 

[Black Adam]

Doc said I was good for 10 years.....hopefully I am dead before I need another one.

Trust me, I felt the same way about it...

No polyps, though, so that was good...

 

[DJ Fieri]

Feeling pretty toasty before the game even kicks off....

 

[Sharkonabicycle]

Um, the company?

Shark business eating folks is having layoffs?

Yah... there's been a huge conflict between Cali/Florida for some time now. I'm hoping that deports will be thrown in the ocean and we can get an exclusive contract to hire more folks in 2025 for disposal services, but you still got Cali bitching and moaning that eating illegals could be 'illegal' and they don't want their families dealing with that. Mexico keeps chucking them in so we're good there, but you got VAT charges and the Mexico government legal regulations to deal with which isn't ideal.

Meanwhile, Hawaii is being non-cooperative until we pass some bullshit aquatic order their fish (pussies with gills IMO) are petitioning for... something about "Surfers are disrupting our migratory season".... and now the Australian sharks are apparently unionizing and protesting humans as a food option, so we have that bullshit to deal with.

Eh... tough holiday season DJ... gonna be a low budget Christmas.

 

[DJ Fieri]

Yah... there's been a huge conflict between Cali/Florida for some time now. I'm hoping that deports will be thrown in the ocean and we can get an exclusive contract to hire more folks in 2025 for disposal services, but you still got Cali bitching and moaning that eating illegals could be 'illegal' and they don't want their families dealing with that. Mexico keeps chucking them in so we're good there, but you got VAT charges and the Mexico government legal regulations to deal with which isn't ideal.

Meanwhile, Hawaii is being non-cooperative until we pass some bullshit aquatic order their fish (pussies with gills IMO) are petitioning for... something about "Surfers are disrupting our migratory season".... and now the Australian sharks are apparently unionizing and protesting humans as a food option, so we have that bullshit to deal with.

Eh... tough holiday season DJ... gonna be a low budget Christmas.

Touche.

LOL.

 

[Picklerick 2.0]

Only question I have is this. Are the cowboys gonna all come piling out of a tiny car when introduced?

 

[BrockForBroglio]

Yah but you said puppy.... that thing isn't going to be 13 pounds for much longer... unless you get minis.

It is a Toy, will top off at 20-25.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Ballgame™

 

[DJ Fieri]

Stroud to Collins for a TD on the first play....

But, a flag.....

 

[DJ Fieri]

Ineligible man down field.

 

[DJ Fieri]

Why is Jason Kelce dressed like Smokey the BEAR?

.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Stroud to Collins for a TD on the first play....

But, a flag.....

It's still Ballgame™

 

[Picklerick 2.0]

This Dallas team is ugly as fuck.

 

[Xeliou66]

Mixon with a 45 yard TD run and the Texans are on the board first! I think this one may get ugly

 

[DJ Fieri]

Hungry.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Flags on 50% of the plays so far

 

[DJ Fieri]

Trying to get SportsHoopla rich by the end of the year.

 

[Iggloo]

Texas butt whipping about to commence

 

[VikingFan2k2]

Jeez, that didn't take long.