He's So Hot Right Now

[Eddie_Shack]

The Phoenix Coyotes have taken care of their last remaining bit of housekeeping as the team announced Friday that they had signed restricted free agent Martin Hanzal to a two-year deal worth $3.6 million.

The 23-year old Hanzal is set to earn $1.5 million in the first year of the deal and $2.1 million in the second.



Coyotes sign Hanzal to two-year, $3.6 million contract

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

zoolander rep

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

What is this? An arena for ants? How can we be expected to play competitive hockey and draw capacity crowds... if they can't even fit inside the building?

Derek, this is just a small...

I don't wanna hear your excuses! The building has to be at least... three times bigger than this!

 

[The Q stache]

I guess you can dere lick my balls cap e tan

 

[The Q stache]

You think that you're too cool for school, but I have a newsflash for you Walter Cronkite... you aren't

 

[devs30rko]

sounds like he'll be making a stop in the nhl's substance abuse program before he heads to phoenix

 

[Slimpikins]

Rufus, Brint, and Meekus were like brothers to me. And when I say brother, I don't mean, like, an actual brother, but I mean it like the way black people use it. Which is more meaningful, I think.

 

[devs30rko]

we too can die in a freak gasoline fight accident : )