Haunting

[BOSSMANPC]

We need to get you a sweet eye patch, Boss. Nobody messes with a dude with an eye patch. You'd never have to worry about anyone going on your lawn ever again!

"Wear the eye patch, Boss. Wear the funky, funky eye patch."

I will NEVER wear an eye patch......Long story but thanks anyway. I am a bit sensitive about the subject and even had selective surgery for "lazy eye" at my cost for cosmetic reasons. It was a bit "looking" in the left direction.

I feel bad for people with this problem.

 

[IPostedWhat]

I feel bad for people with this problem.

Gee, thanks Boss.

 

[BOSSMANPC]

Gee, thanks Boss.

I think you may know what I mean. Some people are clueless.

 

[BOSSMANPC]

I guess you need to be "perfect" in this world these days.

 

[KillerVee]

I was just quoting a Flight of the Conchords episode.

 

[IPostedWhat]

I guess you need to be "perfect" in this world these days.

Perfect Strangers that is.

 

[elocomotive]

I will NEVER wear an eye patch......Long story but thanks anyway. I am a bit sensitive about the subject and even had selective surgery for "lazy eye" at my cost for cosmetic reasons. It was a bit "looking" in the left direction.

I feel bad for people with this problem.

Sorry, mate. Had no idea about the sensitivity, it just fit with the pirate theme and I've always thought it's kinda bad ass when I see people wearing one because I always assume they lost the eye in a knife fight!

Lazy eyes aren't a big deal. I have a friend that has a real bad one and nobody gives a crap. Character > cosmetics.

I'm bald and have a freak-looking toe if it makes you feel better. It has no nail, except this pointy little nubbins. I call it "ogre toe."

 

[elocomotive]

Perfect Strangers that is.

Standing tall, on the wings of my dreams...

 

[KillerVee]

I ripped my contacts out this morning in a drunken, dehydrated fit. Forgot it was my last pair. Now I'm stuck with my dorky librarian glasses until my new ones come in.

 

[IPostedWhat]

I ripped my contacts out this morning in a drunken, dehydrated fit. Forgot it was my last pair. Now I'm stuck with my dorky librarian glasses until my new ones come in.

 

[Slimpikins]

I ripped my contacts out this morning in a drunken, dehydrated fit. Forgot it was my last pair. Now I'm stuck with my dorky librarian glasses until my new ones come in.

Some guys dig the dorky glasses look...

 

[IPostedWhat]

Some guys dig the dorky glasses look...

Bingo! Didn't take long either.

 

[elocomotive]

Bingo! Didn't take long either.

Lol!

 

[KillerVee]

Some guys dig the dorky glasses look...

Guys don't make passes at girls who wear glasses!

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

I ripped my contacts out this morning in a drunken, dehydrated fit. Forgot it was my last pair. Now I'm stuck with my dorky librarian glasses until my new ones come in.

Pics or GTFO.

 

[KillerVee]

Bingo! Didn't take long either.

If I thought the glasses were a good thing, I wouldn't run my contacts into the ground. I don't like the way I look in glasses.

 

[Comeds]

Guys don't make passes at girls who wear glasses!

Thats because you wont see it coming!

j/k

I married a dorky librarian, and I use that term in a good way. Yet she wears contacts too.

 

[IPostedWhat]

If I thought the glasses were a good thing, I wouldn't run my contacts into the ground. I don't like the way I look in glasses.

C'mon now, you know damn well you said it that way on purpose. I'm not as dumb as I look.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

C'mon now, you know damn well you said it that way on purpose. I'm not as dumb as I look.

 

[elocomotive]

If I thought the glasses were a good thing, I wouldn't run my contacts into the ground. I don't like the way I look in glasses.

(girl's voice) "I hate wearing glasses - especially when my underwear is all dirty and all I have to wear are these thongs."