Hasek won't return to NHL

[elocomotive]

Main reason cited... the lack of an NHL.

Additionally, he doesn't need the income because he has those social security checks coming soon. Miss the Dominator.

 

[Slimpikins]

In related news, I will not be sleeping with Mila Kunitz. You know, because I don't want to... not because she has no idea who I am... or can get much more wealthy and more attractive men...

 

[Comeds]

Rhea Perlman is back on the market.

 

[Slimpikins]

I hear she so dirty she makes Betty White look like a choir girl.

 

[Comeds]

I bet Charlotte Rae was/is a wildcat in the bedroom.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Those fiery redheads usually are. You know she learned all kinds of nasty tricks when The Facts of Life went to Paris.

 

[elocomotive]

Those fiery redheads usually are. You know she learned all kinds of nasty tricks when The Facts of Life went to Paris.

"I learned about the facts of life... from watching the Facts of Life!!"