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jedburks

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Several years ago we had a cancer growing in Husker Nation,

This day in 2007 we had a huge celebration

Eight years ago Perlman came out from his rock,

Variables he couldn't see while pulling Steve's...sock

Every year a poem is written in happiness,

Pederson was fired which stopped the madness

Eight years have gone by and Husker nation is still broken,

Despite all that, today we all come together and be one

Eight years ago we celebrated our freedom,

Ruling over our program was a lying demon

Saving us from the evil was what we needed,

One choice of replacement couldn't be defeated

Nebraska was where Steve was born and bred,

Show up here again and he might wind up dead

Under his reign we started our downfall,

Callahan was a terrible hire that loved to say football

Kicking that jackass to the curb was long overdue,

Steve Pederson, thank god you are gone and also FUCK you

(Look at the first letter of each line and what does it spell?)
 

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Wait until @jedburks reads it on 1620 the zone today on Unsportsmanlike Conduct! It will be GLORIOUS!!
 

it'sHuskers4me

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Jed Burkes, Jed Burkes, the man with the time, to make up such a monster of a rhyme.
 

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I heard this from Jed's room the other night when I was with his mom

I think he plays it nightly


 

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Severe saying "no tv" was bizzare. When was the last non-televise game? It was a conference game too. Thank god for BTN.
 

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What ever happened to Travis Justice?
 

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If the indeed was Jed's voice today, it sounded like a 12 year old girl.
 

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If I would have had time to go into the studio to record it then I would have read it. Too much work and would have sounded worse over the phone. Knew they would do it justice as always.
 
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