Guys to Target for Stupid Reasons

[Chef99]

Jorge Soler: So everytime he hits a dinger, you can yell "Soler Power!"

Jonathan Schoop: So everytime he drives in a run, you can do the "Schoop Schoop Dance"

 

[TKOSpikes]

Not a name thing, but I drafted only LHP for my starting five a couple years back. I fret to think just who I passed on to take Wandy!

 

[Yellow Fuzzies]

Jorge De La Rosa
When he gets a K you can yell- hip, hip, Jorge!

 

[Reverend Jim]

Joey Votto: Every time he hits a home run you can sing
Domo Arigato Mister Joey Votto...Domo...Domo

 

[Chef99]

Joey Votto: Every time he hits a home run you can sing
Domo Arigato Mister Joey Votto...Domo...Domo

The good Rev gets the award for Most Creative.

 

[MilkSpiller22]

My first year in my keeper league I drafted Corey Hart and Nick Adenhart... I wanted to have a hart to hart... My hart got broken when Nick died, but I kept him on my team all season, to keep him in my hart...

 

[Chef99]

My first year in my keeper league I drafted Corey Hart and Nick Adenhart... I wanted to have a hart to hart... My hart got broken when Nick died, but I kept him on my team all season, to keep him in my hart...

Did you wear your sunglasses at night?