Gronkowski = brittle bitch

[black francis]

speaking of gronkowski being a brittle bitch

Firefighters spent three hours using power tools to free a man with his penis trapped in a gym weight.

The crew used an angle-grinder and a circular saw to prise the 2.5kg dumbbell disc off the unfortunate weight-lifter at a hospital in Worms, Germany.

They also employed a hydraulic emergency tool more often used to free trapped car crash victims.


The man reportedly had to be sedated as firefighters cut through and smashed the weight.

Worms fire department posted a picture of the shattered disc on social media following the rescue operation on Friday.

"One person had a very sensitive part of the body trapped in the hole of a 2.5 kg dumbbell disc," it said on Facebook, describing the call-out as "somewhat different".

Perhaps wisely, the department offered no details on how the man became trapped. But it cautioned: "Please do not imitate such actions."

In May, firefighters in north London used hydraulic tools to rescue a man who had his genitals stuck in a penis ring for two days.

 

[black francis]

"me fuck weights. then drink beer"

 

[PolarVortex]

Bo Gronk needs to just hang em up so he can soak up every last ounce of his 15 minutes

Vegas nightclub appearances
Strip Club celebrity bouncer nights
Hooters Tank Top night
World Beer Pong Tournaments
Family Feud

"last ounce of his 15 minutes."
~proud graduate of The New York School of Measurements

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

"last ounce of his 15 minutes."
~proud graduate of The New York School of Measurements

I'd like to run a train on your wife with the black panthers

 

[PolarVortex]

I'd like to run a train on your wife with the black panthers

Mudshark

 

[Tech_God]

"me fuck weights. then drink beer"

It sounds like he did that in the opposite order....

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

Discuss

 

[Rock Strongo]

Discuss

hes fine. did you hear him yesterday? jovial.

 

[Rock Strongo]

Rob Gronkowski unconcerned about groin injury, calling it “nothing serious”

Rob Gronkowski called it “another Monday,” meaning he worked out, watched film and feels good. The Patriots star tight end injured his groin in Sunday’s game against the Saints but reiterated Monday what he said in postgame interviews Sunday.

“I’m feeling good,” Gronkowski said, via Mike Reiss of ESPN. “Everything is going smooth.”

Gronkowski left in the third quarter of the Patriots’ victory, appearing to hurt himself on a 21-yard catch with 3:13 remaining in the quarter. He walked to the sideline under his own power after being tackled by Vonn Bell and Marcus Williams.

Gronkowski played 46 of 76 snaps, making six catches for 116 yards and a touchdown.

“Super relieved,” Gronkowski said. “I knew there was nothing really wrong from the beginning, so I’m good.”

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

Limited snaps this week

Decoy next week

 

[Rock Strongo]

Limited snaps this week

Decoy next week

its absolutely his groin. i forgot who it was, but someone tackled him and you could see him grab gronks leg and twist as he was getting up.

i stick by my prediction. 14+ games, maybe sit 1-2 for rest purposes, over 80 catches and 1100 yards, double digit TD's.

brady needs him. hes his binky this year like edelman was, and gronk was before that.

 

[Yam]

Sit 1-2 for rest.

Aka to the rest of the world "to heal from injury".

 

[Yam]

And let's be honest, jovial means nothing. Homeboy can shred his ACL and would be doing body shots off some dime piece's ass crack by 10pm.

 

[Rock Strongo]

per sports illustrated:;

ROB GRONKOWSKI, TE, PATRIOTS
Injury: strained groin

Bottom Line: It looks like Gronkowski avoided a significant injury, and that the Patriots were treading carefully with the game well in hand. Reports from the team immediately after the game and after it got back to New England stated that the star tight end is fine, and will be ready to go for the team’s Week 3 game with the Texans. Nothing, however, can be taken lightly when it comes to Gronk, thanks to his lengthy injury history. The Patriots will likely not update his status much heading into practice this week, so hopefully we’ll get some clarity with his practice status each day. All signs point to Gronk being available for Week 3, but soft tissue injuries can be tricky. The hope is that he progresses enough where they can avoid having him be a game-time decision. If his status does start to look uncertain later in the week, his owners should consider adding Dwayne Allen as insurance.

 

[Rock Strongo]

Gronkowski, Hightower, Amendola present at Patriots practice Wednesday

Gronkowski appeared to be moving well during the early portion of the practice. He took part in blocking drills with fellow tight end Dwayne Allen to start the practice and did not appear to be inhibited by the groin injury that knocked him from Sunday's win. The Patriots will release a practice report later in the day on Wednesday that indicates whether Gronkowski was at all limited.

 

[NEPatsfan]

per sports illustrated:;

ROB GRONKOWSKI, TE, PATRIOTS
Injury: strained groin

Bottom Line: It looks like Gronkowski avoided a significant injury, and that the Patriots were treading carefully with the game well in hand. Reports from the team immediately after the game and after it got back to New England stated that the star tight end is fine, and will be ready to go for the team’s Week 3 game with the Texans. Nothing, however, can be taken lightly when it comes to Gronk, thanks to his lengthy injury history. The Patriots will likely not update his status much heading into practice this week, so hopefully we’ll get some clarity with his practice status each day. All signs point to Gronk being available for Week 3, but soft tissue injuries can be tricky. The hope is that he progresses enough where they can avoid having him be a game-time decision. If his status does start to look uncertain later in the week, his owners should consider adding Dwayne Allen as insurance.

And AirKraft is equipped with medical facilities on board. Treatment now begins on the flight home.

new

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

Officially Questionable

Big
Walking
Dumpster
Fire

 

[redseat]

Rob Gronkowski unconcerned about groin injury, calling it “nothing serious”

Rob Gronkowski called it “another Monday,” meaning he worked out, watched film and feels good. The Patriots star tight end injured his groin in Sunday’s game against the Saints but reiterated Monday what he said in postgame interviews Sunday.

“I’m feeling good,” Gronkowski said, via Mike Reiss of ESPN. “Everything is going smooth.”

Gronkowski left in the third quarter of the Patriots’ victory, appearing to hurt himself on a 21-yard catch with 3:13 remaining in the quarter. He walked to the sideline under his own power after being tackled by Vonn Bell and Marcus Williams.

Gronkowski played 46 of 76 snaps, making six catches for 116 yards and a touchdown.

“Super relieved,” Gronkowski said. “I knew there was nothing really wrong from the beginning, so I’m good.”

BULLSHIT!!! the look on your face was so not that of someone thinking everything was fine!

 

[WayfaringStranger]

Gronk doesn't posses that "it" factor. He doesn't have the heart or determination to see the game thru till the final whistle. Some players have it, some don't.

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

Updating an earlier report, Rob Gronkowski (groin) did not practice on Wednesday.
He was seen working on his blocking technique with fellow tight end Dwayne Allen at Wednesday's practice, but the Patriots still listed him as a DNP.